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Quote competition – Q3 – answer
In case you had forgotten, this was the quote: “I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. And then I ran some more.” And again I only had one answer, split into tw...
Quote competition – Q 3
For the one person who does this with any regularity (and anyone else who wishes to give it a go) here is the third question in my habitual quote comp. As much info as you can please. “I ran. ...
RED MOLE’S TOP TIPS FOR 2001
1.New Year’s resolutions: aim low and over-deliver. For example, everyone says they’re giving up choccie or fags then tries, fails and looks silly. So declare that you will be giving up prunes, ...
*** A WORD OF ADVICE ****
Lecturers: be kind to your students. You may well have returned to work just after the festive break and had a good week in or two recover from your wild Christmas bashes and New Years Eve raves...
Guess who should be doing uni work?
Instead I’m posting a survey. I got this from fellow survey junkie Cosmic. 1) Name (Of the last person to buy you a drink, alcoholic or not)?Lindsay, before we went to see Crouching Tiger, Hid...
I really should stop being like this at this sort
“Cos he loves Jeffry Dahlmer, and he loves the Son of Sam”Picture House, fan club. Yup, it’s that time again. I have exams to revise for (including one on my birthday) and essays to write, so ...
OOOPS… I DID IT AGAIN
© 2000 No Pants Attached VERSE 1I think my bra is too tightCause all the guys stareAnd try to cop-a-feelThey reach out for my chestTry to grab holdBut they’re not real BRIDGECause to lose my v...
RULES ONE MUST ABIDE BY IN ORDER TO SURVIVE A BOY
(though they’re technically not a band since they don’t play instrumuents) The youngest member must be blonde. Point out the obvious while you’re singing.(ex. pointing at your watch when you s...
Winders 98: The Lance Edition
Notice from Microsoft: It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Lance Edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside of Mississippi. If you have one of the Lance ...
A few things
“She’s looking good for a night in a padded cell”Picture House, One In A Million. Got a few things to say. Hang on. Thats sick. I’m watching the news and there is a story about someone who h...
Yet another survey
“We hope your helpless”Angel, Rm W/A Vu Stolen from Cosmic who stole it from someone else 1. Have you ever punched a wall? Yup. Hurt like hell 2. Does it bother you when fingernails scrape a...
Quote competition – Q 2
OK Cosmic, you asked for this (other people can enter as well): “Your the shepherd.” Usuall rules apply, as much info as you can supply.
Quote competition – answer
We have a winner. Well, actually we only have one entry. I might try this again after christmas. So without further ado, this is the note from cosmic: I think I might have it…..does Kevin Sp...
See ya!
“Take me down to the paradise city, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty, oh won’t you please take me home.”Paradise city, Guns n Roses Yup, today I go home for the holidays. Am I...
Try again
I posted this a few days ago and got no response. So I am going to try again. Answer on Thursday. This is something new I’ve decided to try. Every once in a while I will put a quote in my dia...
Quote competition
This is something new I’ve decided to try. Every once in a while I will put a quote in my diary. It may be like this, or it may be one of the quotes before a regular entry. You won’t know. A...
Spot the difference?
“I feel like I’ve been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I’m just now waking up.”Lester Burnham, American Beauty. As you may have noticed, I have changed my diary. Old entries will also...
Advice to teens
I got this from Planet Egomania website “You Should never lie” – Oh give me a break! Everyone lies..in fact I can say without a doubt that every person in the world with the ability to enunciat...
Yet another survey
This time stolen from SavageVamp1 (I’ll have to write one of these meself) Name:Sebrof 2. If you were going to be the opposite sex, what would your name have been?: Dunno 3. Age: 22 4. How o...
The Top 17 Cruel and Unusual Forms of Capital Pun
17.Listening to Kathie Lee’s new CD — once should do the trick. 16.The “Fran Drescher Sings Paganini” Chamber 15.Your left ear: N*Sync Your right ear: Britney Your hands and feet; tied 1...
The teenyboppers guide to life
Continuing my occaisional attack on teenyboppers… ::: annoying thing #1 ::: Why do you always type in bright colors when you send me an Instant Message? I mean, it’s REALLY hard to read pink ...
teenyboppers guide to life(contd)
::: annoying thing #6 ::: Why don’t any of you understand the concept of SARCASM? Really… it’s not that hard. I’ll give you a crash course. Definition of sarcasm: 1. A cutting, often ironic re...
NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
To the citizens of the United States of America, In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your inde...
I’m sorry I had to laugh.
Most of yesterday I was stangly attracted to the news. Why? The election in America. And I had to laugh. No offence but does the media really have that tight a grip on your country? Over he...
Survey time
Stolen from MiVidaLoca who stole it from someone else 1) Full Name: Not saying 2) Name Backwards: Not telling you this either :¬) 3) Were you named after anyone? My grandfathers 4) Does you...
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All my old OD entries
