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Ch-ch-changes
“Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,Here I am, Stuck in the middle with you.”Stuck in the middle with you, Stealers Wheel. I have decided to change the look of my diary as the colour...
Quick note – looking for help.
I am trying to find ways to brighten up my diary and I may have found one. At Rogers Cadenheads website (www.prefect.com) there is a George W Bush countdown clock which, as the name suggests, i...
A few thangs, ppl
“But Slim what if you win? Wouldn’t it be wierd?Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?”The Real Slim Shady, Eminem Saw the grammies last night. Well, it was nore like a highlights pack...
On aphrodisiacs
This is taken from a book called “What everyone knew about sex: Explained in the words of Orson Squire Fowler and Other Victorian Moralists” by William M. Dwyer. My mum gave it to me after I re...
On the Breasts
What are the breasts? Two mammary glands developed on the busts of all females when arived at maturity, which appear between the arms on all who puberty ushers into womanhood. In shape they re...
Trivia comp – the rules
This is something I’ve decided to try and see how it goes. Every Sunday (holidays excepted) I will post a new question here. It could quite literally be about anything. Like Millionaire it wi...
Trivia comp – Q1
For the rules read my previous entry. Which Stanley Kubrick characters are thanked in the end credits of American Beauty and why?
Quote competition – question 2
Straight into it then. You should know the rules by now. “Even if I could it would all be gray” I’ll tell you the answer in two weeks time.
Quote competition – question 1 – answer
For those of you who had forgot, here is the quote again:“I ate his liver with some fava beans and a big Amarone.” And here are the answers I recieved. First of all from Wild child 1080: I th...
Something for you to think about.
“Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you’re crazy for making us write an essay telling you wh...
Now I know why you wanna hate me…
“But I found that soul, yeah I found that home.”Found That Soul, Manic Street Preachers I took the test at http://www.colorquiz.com. These were my results. Your Existing Situation Persistent...
Quick note.
I now have access to IM and my screen name is WllForbes. That is if anyone is interested.
God, this is turning into a bad week
“Do I listen to pop music because I’m miserable? Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?”Rob Flemming, High Fidelity This is a bad week. I mean, I’ve had bad weeks before but this wee...
Happy F’n Valentines Day
“So why so sad, you live and you love,So why so sad, dependent on the above.”So Why So Sad, Manic Street Preachers. I actually got a valentines e-card. I think it was a joke from a friend thou...
What is this feeling?
“All I want in life’s a little bit of love to take the pain away.” Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space, Spiritualized. As you can tell, this is giong to be a upbeat entry. Basically,...
Is this the real life?
Stolen from Cosmic *Approximately how many CDs do you own?*I think I have about 70 *How many tapes?*Too many to count *What is your most embarassing CD?*Erm, I’m not sure. More than likely o...
Quote competition: the rules
“The rules are about to be changed.”Dr Frank ‘N Furter, The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Here we are then, the definitive rules for my quote competition. After this we start again from Q1. Ever...
Quote competition – Q1
Here we go with the first question in the revamped quote competition. If you have no idea what to do see the last entry. Go on. I won’t think any worse of you. Honest. Right does everyone n...
Quote competition – Q4 – Answer
I had three people enter this time. First of all Cosmic suggested: “I do believe it’s from the film “The Crow”…… [Cosmic]” Then Little Miss Muddle chipped in with: “Damn, Cosmic beat me to i...
Survey time (yet again)
“When I was younger, so much younger than today”Help!, The Beatles Stolen from Cosmic. What would be your porn name? (Middle name / Street name): Charles Colonsay Sleep position: Flat on my f...
Strange Weekend
“It was the day my grandmother exploded”Prentice McHoan, The Crow Road. Sorry but I love that line. Anyhoo, back to the entry. So, anyway, Friday night I went out to a rock night. I was ther...
Male Date Rape Drug:
Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting public house regulars to be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a drug called ‘beer’, that is ess...
Quote competition – Q4
Here we go again. You should know the rules by now. If you don’t here they are: As much info about the quote as you can give me. It is a quote from a film. Answer whenever I can be bothered...
Quote competition – Q4
Here we go again. You should know the rules by now. If you don’t here they are: As much info about the quote as you can give me. It is a quote from a film. Answer whenever I can be bothered...
I was wished Happy Birthday by Terrorvision!
“An ode to Jose, the curse of Cuerva,So hard to say now though it gives one the fever.”Terrorvision, Tequila. It was my birthday on Friday. That combined with it also being my last exam lead t...
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All my old OD entries