© 2000 No Pants Attached
VERSE 1
I think my bra is too tight
Cause all the guys stare
And try to cop-a-feel
They reach out for my chest
Try to grab hold
But they’re not real
BRIDGE
Cause to lose my virginity
That is just so typically me
CHORUS
Ooops I did it again
Damn silicone
It popped out at them
Oh baby baby
Ooops you saw my cleavage
My boobs are fake
I’m sleeping with Timberlake
VERSE 2
You see my boobies are big
But it wasn’t always
A few years ago
I used to be an A
I cried losing my V
Can’t you see I’m a fool
For doing Justy
BRIDGE
CHORUS
SPOKEN:
JUSTIN – Britney, I found it.
BRITNEY – Isn’t this – ?
JUSTIN – Yes. It’s the condom from last night
.BRITNEY – I thought it fell off inside.
JUSTIN – Yes, but I went in and got it for you.
BRITNEY – Oh, you shouldn’t have.
BRIDGE
CHORUS
There is more to come. I have let teenyboppers of too lightly lately. This came from http://www.angelfire.com/pop/nopantsattached/frame.html
*DISCLAIMER* like everything else like this in my diary, this is intended as satire. If you are offended by this, find a diary and look up the meaning of satire.
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