::: annoying thing #6 :::
Why don’t any of you understand the concept of SARCASM? Really… it’s not that hard. I’ll give you a crash course. Definition of sarcasm: 1. A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound. 2. A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule. Please… understand this concept. I use it a lot as do most other people over the age of 12. Here is a classic example of sarcasm in a chat: ‘MikeyD3233: I’m Howie D from BSB. NSYNCsCrunk—-: sure mikey… and im the queen of england.’ Okay… I’m not REALLY the queen of England! It’s sarcasm! The most annoying thing to me is when I say something sarcastic to a bopper in an IM and they laugh! Like I’m telling them a damn joke or something! It’s like you have to blatantly say that they are hella annoying for them to get the point!
How to Avoid this Teenybopper Act :
Understand the f#cking definition of SARCASM! It’s not that hard to understand… I swear.
::: annoying thing #7 :::
When you write sh*t on your faces for *NSYNC concerts. And without fail, these are usually the kids that get interviewed in front of cameras. Please… why would you represent *NSYNC fans with ‘I LOVE JC!’ on your cheek, arms, or forehead? People laugh at that, and it doesn’t help *NSYNC with their quest to get away from the boy band image in the slightest.
How to Avoid this Teenybopper Act :
You know who your favorite member of *NSYNC is. You don’t have to broadcast it to the whole stadium. It’s not like there are secret clubs for only JC lovers or only Justin lovers. Or… I wouldn’t know actually… I don’t write secret code on my body. lol Besides…. Not that this would ever happen, BUT… wouldn’t you feel hella dumb if you ran into *NSYNC with sh*t written all over your face? Seriously. I know you all saw “All-Access” on MTV with *NSYNC. Like Chris says: “Ya got sumthin on your face!”
::: annoying thing #8 :::
When you kiss your *NSYNC posters. Really… WHAT the hell is the point of this? Besides… you get lip-gloss all over their pics (and it’s REALLY easy to tell if the poster has been kissed).
How to Avoid this Teenybopper Act :
Uh… this one is hella hard… so try to follow me… Just don’t kiss them. Hello… you aren’t going to marry them… I know I’ve said this repeatedly but I want you girls to realize this. Why don’t you focus on real guys in your life… like dudes that go to your school… try talking to them instead of your posters.
::: annoying thing #9 :::
When you sign your last name as one of the members of *NSYNC. (Example: Megan Timberlake, Jessie Chasez, etc.) Oh the best one is ‘Britney Timberlake.’ Do you know how many Britney Timberlakes I have run across?
How to Avoid this Teenybopper Act :
Hello… this one’s not hard either… use your own damn last name. Why is everyone like trying to claim the damn identities of *NSYNC? I just don’t understand. Once again… this goes back to the fact that you (or me) won’t be marrying any of them any time soon.
::: annoying thing #10 :::
When you email people about concert reviews trying to tell them off but end up just sounding like a dumb ass. ‘You are so wrong for not thinking that *NSYNC’s show was gr8t!!! They ROCK!! You don’t know what ur talking about!!!’ Okay you cool people (that was a pop quiz about sarcasm if it slipped by you.) stop representing *NSYNC fans like that! I really get annoyed when someone is like ‘I emailed that stupid person and I told them!’ Do you know the person receiving an email like that is laughing their ass off? I guarantee it.
How to Avoid this Teenybopper Act :
1) Use the ‘check spelling’ button before sending your creation off. (This goes for hate mail to me too.)
2) Act like an adult… or at least over the age of 15, please.
3) Learn how to end your sentences! Three dots does not constitute as a period! Example: ‘I am emailing you about your *NSYNC concert review… I didn’t like how you dissed them… I thought it was really rude of you… Justin is so talented… you should have paid more attention to them… Learn to use a period. It really works, I swear. And added bonus again… It makes you sound really intelligent.
::: annoying thing #11 :::
When you constantly email Humor Site webmasters telling them they are being mean to *NSYNC. Hate to break it to ya, but we’re the fans that are gonna stick around. Not you boppers who change their minds every month on who is the cutest. The biggest kick I get is when there are huge disclaimers before you enter a humor site saying ‘If you can’t take a joke then don’t enter!’ and you still do AND write hate mail!
How to Avoid this Teenybopper Act :
Learn to take a goddamn joke every once in a while. Hello… *NSYNC has said numerous times that they make fun of themselves. It’s not a big deal. They are down to earth guys who understand the dedication of fans who make fun of them. It’s not like they are going to go crying to their moms about a damn website (like they even surf the net). They are big boys and understand where we are coming from. It’s all out of love.
::: annoying thing #12 :::
When a bopper ims me out of the blue just to start a fight. AUGH!
How to Avoid this Teeybopper Act:
Get a f#cking life! I run a website and i’m not on the computer that many hours a day! If you seriously sit on the computer just to start fights, you need to take a look in the mirror quick. re-evaluate your priorities. here are my priorites when i jump on the internet: 1) check email and write back to any friends or family first. 2) tell off any hatemail senders 3) update any small changes on my website & chat with my friends for a while. 4) scare the living shit out of a few boppers who think they know everything. Then I’m done. If you don’t have anything to do on the net, get off and go take a damn walk outside or something.
Before you get too upset about this, I thought I had better point outthat I got this from a N*SYNC website.
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