Pretend Mulling ⋅ 31
I've never been able to plan my life. I just lurch from indecision to indecision.
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Friday in The Real Pretend Mulling
I was going to write something almost witty and possibly funny here about trying to quell the Drama Llama with “not tonight, I have a headache,” but… I found out that Ruth Bader Ginsburg died. Ju...
Dorkily dorking along *UPDATED* in The Real Pretend Mulling
I’ve been watching longplays of my favorite Nintendo games for at least two weeks. Fun Fact: This game is the actual sequel to Super Mario Bros. But, as you might see from this video, Lost Leve...
It's still true. in Politically Speaking...
So there’s this webcomic I read, The Jay Series (I will link to it, but be warned: This comic is not safe for work, life, the universe, or anything), and at one point, J. Grant suspended the stor...
"Don't need an airbag in my car!" in The Real Pretend Mulling
Algebra, Women’s Bodies Edition. If X represents the amount of weight I’ve lost in the last eight weeks (8 lbs), and Y is the former size of my bra (36D), solve for Z, the current size of my bra....
Food survey I started while drinking (on Saturday night) in Surveys, Challenges, and Other Crap
What’s the last thing you ate?A drumstick off a Costco rotisserie chicken. What’s your favourite cheese?Bon sondage, j’adore le fromage. But if I really had to choose a favorite, butterkase. Wh...
Come and dance and love the fish, Mister Disco summons it! in The Real Pretend Mulling
Occasionally, I am reminded that this jewel exists, and life becomes just a bit brighter, not to mention sillier, just for a moment.
What a difference 24 hours makes. in The Real Pretend Mulling
Me, yesterday: Oh man, I feel good. I had sex for the first time since February, I finally finished some projects I was behind on at work, and I even got my bricked Kindle shipped back to Amazon...
I'm a filthy whore. in The Real Pretend Mulling
I’m not saying that because I finally got laid. I’m not saying that because I am writing this entry naked. Although, I am. But mainly because I’m trying to cool off from 70 minutes of Just Danc...
When a question is so good, it makes its own entry. in Surveys, Challenges, and Other Crap
From r/AskReddit: Jeff Bezos leaves you his fortune of $204.6 billion. What do you do with the money? 1. IMMEDIATELY pay all of the taxes the Bald One has so astutely avoided paying for years.2. ...
“And now, this.” in Politically Speaking...
Help me, for the love of god, help me! What’s something boring that you enjoy? Reading. Drinking a hot cup of coffee. Baking. Cooking. What’s your positive addiction? Seeking knowledge. What...
Spooky Scary Skeletons in The Real Pretend Mulling
Send shivers down your spine.
Without saying their name, who is the head of state of your country? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH What are some big trends right now that will ...
The last of my survey repository in Surveys, Challenges, and Other Crap
Has anyone ever told you they needed space? Mark did, early on in our relationship. Do you actually think there will be a zombie apocalypse? If by “zombie” you mean “MAGA/Trumpet”, then yes, I ab...
Potpourri, Vol. 4 (I think?) in The Real Pretend Mulling
Eh, I’m not gonna go through my entries and see. I’m lazy. I have a Zoom interview for another job tonight. Admin assistant at a private law firm, pays about $38,000 a year (what? what?! I mi...
Swiped survey in Surveys, Challenges, and Other Crap
Are the shows you watch embarrassing? I’m not embarrassed by them. By and large, I’m not embarrassed by anything I watch, read, or listen to. Except “What Makes You Beautiful” by One Direction,...
Feminine Issues in The Real Pretend Mulling
I came across a video on YouTube a few months ago. It was Sir Patrick Stewart telling Graham Norton how he’d found out, at age 75, that he actually was not circumcised, as he’d always believed. ...
Welp, I found the title of my autobiography. in The Real Pretend Mulling
Don’t Worry, It Only Seems Kinky the First Time
Which Secondary Antagonist is more evil than the Main Antagonist? Mrs. Lovett, from Sweeney Todd. Judge Turpin is evil, no doubt, but she’s the one who convinced Sweeney to kill people for her t...
The Agony of the Pragmatic Progressive in Politically Speaking...
So, Joe Biden picked his running mate today: Senator Kamala Harris (D-CA), former Attorney General of California. Progressive Twitter is Not Happy At All. Now, I want to get a few things out of ...
To be clear, these are questions that are either sexual in nature, or otherwise not safe for work. You have been warned. Don’t leave this tab open at work. What’s the WORST thing to say to a ...
Can I please just start menopause, already? in The Real Pretend Mulling
My period is kicking my ass. How badly, you ask? I had take-out two nights in a row this week: Pad Thai on Monday and Domino’s yesterday. That never happens, ever. And it’s not like I don’t h...
Wonder what kind of mood I’m in in The Real Pretend Mulling
This song has been playing almost nonstop in my head for the last week.
Contagion: Survey Edition in Surveys, Challenges, and Other Crap
What is your biggest fear about making a total commitment to someone? Probably the “long-term” part. I really don’t believe that humans are meant to be in One Relationship Forever; I think we’re...
*He defended slavery and opposed the notion of human equality. But he is not our enemy. By Agnes Callard Ms. Callard is a philosopher and professor. The Greek philosopher Aristotle did not merely...
