Pretend Mulling ⋅ 32
I've never been able to plan my life. I just lurch from indecision to indecision.
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Last Week Tonight on the COVID vaccine in The Real Pretend Mulling
I just want to make this clear: Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones are morons, and they’re insane. Jones in particular needs to be in the care of a therapist, or at least on a constant IV of antipsyc...
Wow. Photobucket is bad. in The Real Pretend Mulling
Okay, so I decided, since I have a literal ton of photos still on that site, to purchase an annual subscription, if for no other reason than to download all of my photos and save them from Photob...
Currently, in April... in The Real Pretend Mulling
Current Annoyance: My glasses are smudged and scratched, and it’s distracting me. All of my microfiber cloths are dirty at the moment, so I can’t wipe them. Current Bane of My Existence: Waiting ...
Hate the violator/Destroy the violator in The Real Pretend Mulling
Jesus tap-dancing Christ. in The Real Pretend Mulling
I love how the people who squawk the loudest about “personal responsibility” have no idea what “personal responsibility” actually is. Especially when it comes to women saying, “It’s not my respo...
Let's make one thing crystal clear: in The Real Pretend Mulling
“Having a bad day” is inevitable. “Having a bad day” is normal. “Having a bad day” should NOT be an acceptable excuse for mass murder. “He’s having a bad day” should NOT be the first thing that c...
Presented without comment. in The Real Pretend Mulling
Well, frick. in The Real Pretend Mulling
In a low moment, I decided to go to Lotus Tarot and see what the reading said. …I did not expect what came out. I do not believe in the tarot or astrology at all, but fuck, if this reading didn’...
Every Woman You Know/RIP Sarah Everard in Politically Speaking...
By Harriet E. Johnson, originally posted on Twitter. Every woman you know has taken a longer route.Has doubled back on herself. Has pretended to dawdle by a shop window. Has held her keys in he...
It’s the society we operate in that needs fixing, not how we ask for money, the tone of our voices, or our outfits. By Ephrat Livni (originally published in Quartz; I’m sharing it from Pocket) If...
That cooking survey in Surveys, Challenges, and Other Crap
Who does the majority of the cooking in your house? Me, myself, and DoorDash. Are you happy with the cooking situation in the house? what would you change? I am happy with it. Since I only have ...
I hate that fxcking penguin (Super Mario 64 tangent) in The Real Pretend Mulling
Is it just me… Or is the Big Penguin Race in Cool, Cool Mountain HARDER than Bowser in the Fire Lake? Because I’ve beaten Bowser in the Fire Lake. But this penguin. This FUCKING penguin. On its f...
Open Letters, Vol. 2 in The Real Pretend Mulling
Dear Walmart: I get that you’re an evil entity and also behind most of the legislation that keeps the minimum wage at well-below poverty level. Got it. You’re also the only place that I can eve...
What do you think the “Wait, smoking is bad for you!?” revelation of our generation will be? In order:1. “Wait, alcohol is actually a dangerous, mind-altering narcotic that can cause you to do so...
Dear professors for online classes: in The Real Pretend Mulling
Have a weekly Zoom chat OR have a discussion board. Don’t have both. Actually, just get rid of the discussion board altogether. Because literally every single one of them boils down to this: H...
Know shit, Sherlock in The Real Pretend Mulling
Before I go on: This is a post about people on Facebook being stupid. I know, that’s a phenomenon that shouldn’t surprise me anymore, and it doesn’t. I’m more surprised by just how stupid people ...
What drives you on can drive you mad in The Real Pretend Mulling
I got my taxes “done” today. In quotes, because apparently, if you qualify for the actually-free TurboTax version (and I did, since I made less than $30,000 last year), they won’t let you access...
Media Edition, Part 3 What movie do you absolutely refuse to watch and why? The Emoji Movie, because I am neither drunk, stupid, or five years old. Who’s one celebrity you don’t understand the hy...
Update from last entry: in The Real Pretend Mulling
The COC was received and processed by the BMV, and my license is valid again. I spoke with a representative and told them I’d never received any notification about any of this. They say they se...
I got a call from my boss at my second job, telling me that a recent background check told him my license had been suspended. This was news to me, so I went to my state’s BMV page and looked it ...
Rush Limbaugh is dead. in The Real Pretend Mulling
I’ll just leave this here…
Welcome to my brain. Again. in The Real Pretend Mulling
No one: Absolutely no one: Me, trying to concentrate on an exceptionally dense paper for my philosophy of disability class: My brain: On repeat. For hours. This is almost worse than having “Ba...
Just Dance Unlimited is missing some things... in The Real Pretend Mulling
Namely… I am really upset that “What You Waiting For,” “Gonna Make You Sweat,” and “Pump Up the Jams” aren’t in Unlimited. I mean, I’m sure it’s due to licensing issues, and Ubisoft is working ...
From now on... in The Real Pretend Mulling
Every time my supervisor wants to call a meeting, he should just send around an email saying, “So, we’re giving you even more work, because someone who’s never been in this department and probabl...
I need that third stimulus check in The Real Pretend Mulling
SO MANY DOCS. SO MANY LIMITED EDITION DOCS. Also: ColourPop, Y U NO HAVE BLACK EYESHADOW?!
