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I've never been able to plan my life. I just lurch from indecision to indecision.

Alan Rickman

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I was going to write something almost witty and possibly funny here about trying to quell the Drama Llama with “not tonight, I have a headache,” but… I found out that Ruth Bader Ginsburg died. Ju...


I’ve been watching longplays of my favorite Nintendo games for at least two weeks. Fun Fact: This game is the actual sequel to Super Mario Bros. But, as you might see from this video, Lost Leve...


So there’s this webcomic I read, The Jay Series (I will link to it, but be warned: This comic is not safe for work, life, the universe, or anything), and at one point, J. Grant suspended the stor...


Algebra, Women’s Bodies Edition. If X represents the amount of weight I’ve lost in the last eight weeks (8 lbs), and Y is the former size of my bra (36D), solve for Z, the current size of my bra....


What’s the last thing you ate?A drumstick off a Costco rotisserie chicken. What’s your favourite cheese?Bon sondage, j’adore le fromage. But if I really had to choose a favorite, butterkase. Wh...


Occasionally, I am reminded that this jewel exists, and life becomes just a bit brighter, not to mention sillier, just for a moment.


Me, yesterday: Oh man, I feel good. I had sex for the first time since February, I finally finished some projects I was behind on at work, and I even got my bricked Kindle shipped back to Amazon...


I’m not saying that because I finally got laid. I’m not saying that because I am writing this entry naked. Although, I am. But mainly because I’m trying to cool off from 70 minutes of Just Danc...


From r/AskReddit: Jeff Bezos leaves you his fortune of $204.6 billion. What do you do with the money? 1. IMMEDIATELY pay all of the taxes the Bald One has so astutely avoided paying for years.2. ...



Help me, for the love of god, help me! What’s something boring that you enjoy? Reading. Drinking a hot cup of coffee. Baking. Cooking. What’s your positive addiction? Seeking knowledge. What...


Send shivers down your spine.


Without saying their name, who is the head of state of your country? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH What are some big trends right now that will ...


Has anyone ever told you they needed space? Mark did, early on in our relationship. Do you actually think there will be a zombie apocalypse? If by “zombie” you mean “MAGA/Trumpet”, then yes, I ab...


Eh, I’m not gonna go through my entries and see. I’m lazy. I have a Zoom interview for another job tonight. Admin assistant at a private law firm, pays about $38,000 a year (what? what?! I mi...


Are the shows you watch embarrassing? I’m not embarrassed by them. By and large, I’m not embarrassed by anything I watch, read, or listen to. Except “What Makes You Beautiful” by One Direction,...


I came across a video on YouTube a few months ago. It was Sir Patrick Stewart telling Graham Norton how he’d found out, at age 75, that he actually was not circumcised, as he’d always believed. ...


Don’t Worry, It Only Seems Kinky the First Time


Which Secondary Antagonist is more evil than the Main Antagonist? Mrs. Lovett, from Sweeney Todd. Judge Turpin is evil, no doubt, but she’s the one who convinced Sweeney to kill people for her t...


So, Joe Biden picked his running mate today: Senator Kamala Harris (D-CA), former Attorney General of California. Progressive Twitter is Not Happy At All. Now, I want to get a few things out of ...


To be clear, these are questions that are either sexual in nature, or otherwise not safe for work. You have been warned. Don’t leave this tab open at work. What’s the WORST thing to say to a ...


My period is kicking my ass. How badly, you ask? I had take-out two nights in a row this week: Pad Thai on Monday and Domino’s yesterday. That never happens, ever. And it’s not like I don’t h...


This song has been playing almost nonstop in my head for the last week.


What is your biggest fear about making a total commitment to someone? Probably the “long-term” part. I really don’t believe that humans are meant to be in One Relationship Forever; I think we’re...


*He defended slavery and opposed the notion of human equality. But he is not our enemy. By Agnes Callard Ms. Callard is a philosopher and professor. The Greek philosopher Aristotle did not merely...


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