williamthebloody (He/Him) ⋅ 48 ⋅
Going grey Scot living in England. Music fan. More than likely wittering on about stuff you don't care about
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You want an update? in OD
Well, here you go. What have I been up to? Well, I went to see Jay and Silent bob Strike Back last night. Good film. Check out the review for more details. I also found this site. Now, ple...
I got these two things here Forget petrol – this is serious A group of militant alcoholics have blockaded a brewery in Sheffield, South Yorkshire in protest at “the exorbitant tax imposed on b...
Quote comp – quote 18 in OD
Last weeks quote:“Let’s get a taco” Rodge was the only one to answer:Man Will, this is getting easier by the week! It was Mr White in Resevoir dogs, after Mr Orange askes what’ll happen if the ...
How to annoy 7-11 emlpoyees in OD
This takes up the next few entries. I got this here I’ve worked in a zillion different convienence type stores and gas stations and I know what used to piss me off so this file is fairly accur...
Screwing Your Store Out Of Millions Of Dollars in OD
56.Your manager probably didn’t mention this, but all of your friends’ get special discounts! Twelve packs of beer are seventy five cents, fountain drinks and Slurpees are only ten cents, candy ...
Films/polls/film polls in OD
As my Brittish readers will no doubt know, Channel 4 were showing a programme called “The 100 Greatest Film Ever” over the weekend. The films were “voted” for by Channel 4 viewers. Here are th...
Going Where You’re Not Supposed To in OD
It’s hard for a 7-Eleven to make money, especially with people like us in this world, therefore they are usually understaffed. If there’s only one person working the swing shift (the 4:00pm-Midn...
Gas Stations in OD
31.If it’s a self-service station, the cashier hears an annoying BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP… when you lift the gas nozzle and push the lever up. The cashier is supposed to look outside, take note of th...
Surviving Graveyard Shift in OD
This section is for the 7-Eleven employees. As anyone who’s worked it knows, graveyards are the most boring eight hours of your day. At about a customer an hour, there’s not a whole hell of a lo...
Proven Ways To Get Yourself Shot in OD
48. When being robbed at gunpoint, be a real sarcastic smartass to the guy holding a gun in your face. Make fun of obvious things such as his weight, facial scars, etc. 49. If that doesn’t wor...
What Porno’s Would Have You Believe… in OD
I found this online. What? I did. Stop looking at me like that. I’ll hide *Runs into the corner to hide from accusing stares 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. ...
The Top Ten Vampire Myths in OD
Most vampire myths come to us from the Dark Ages, when science was in its infancy and people looked to religion or superstition to explain the world around them. While many vampire myths have th...
The Vegetable Freedom Front in OD
Before I start a couple of websites. This one proves that the internet can be dangerous in the wrong hands. And this one is a perfect demonstration why they call the ’70’s the decade that time...
Trivia comp – question 9 in OD
Last weeks question:Up untill the middle of season 5, how often has Buffy been bitten by a vampire? First answer from purple_mage:I know that she was bitten once, but she managed to heroically ...
Top Ten He Said She Said in OD
I got emailed this by my sister and thought it would amuse you lot. Besides, it beats doing coursework. 10) He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.She said...
Differences between men and women in OD
My sister also emailed me this. Nice to see the strange sense of humor runs in the family. THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE ESPECIALLY THE LAST STATEMENT NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Kate and...
Quote comp – quote 17 in OD
Last weeks quote:“What is stalking nowadays, like, the third most popular sport among men?” I got one answer. That was from Rodge:Cordy in Angel, series 1 Simple pimple >>>>>N...
General update of my life in OD
Hi, how are you? Good to hear it. Me? I’m stressed. Do you realise that I have 4 assesments to hand in between now and christmas? None due in this week, one next week, one the week after an...
I should really be doing coursework in OD
But instead I’m quoting you lot. me, me, me. i love reading me! [norahrose] well, not so much. [norahrose] RYN: I like garbage and that it a line that continuously swims around my mind! Th...
I should really be doing coursework 2 in OD
RYN: I’m writing the last bit of the story now. RYQ: I was on a combination of things; acid, speed, cocaine, witchety grubs, champagne, dog poo, aardvark snot, and a chair. Mostly, I was on a c...
Now I MUST get down to work in OD
First off: did you get your user name from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. If so, you’ve gained my respect. If not, it’s still a cool name. Secondly, this is the first entry I’ve read of yours. AWESO...
Male seeking advice… in OD
Right, heres the thing. I am planning to go and see Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back next tuesday. (Through a deal with my university union, I get to see it for a quid :¬) ) Now I know that one...
Your just as psychotic as me. in OD
Hello. Welcome to more insane ramblings from the mind of Will. What have I been up to? Uni work. (In theory). Last night I watched Miss World. What? I had my reasons. Which you will find...
Trivia comp – question 8 in OD
Last weeks question:According to Life, The Universe And Everything what is the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything? Before I start an apology: I may have got the wrong book. ...
Two door survey in OD
This is copyright William the Bloody 2001. Throughout this survey, imagine you are on front of two doors. You have to choose one to go through and your life will be changed according to your c...
