williamthebloody (He/Him) ⋅ 48 ⋅
Going grey Scot living in England. Music fan. More than likely wittering on about stuff you don't care about
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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster — Terran Version in OD
I got this here Gargle Blaster recipe using Terran ingredients During their travels through the galaxy, the galactic hitchhiker will sometimes find that some item that is desired may be unava...
Quote comp – quote 16 in OD
Last weeks quote:“The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?” First answer was supplied ...
An update. in OD
Not much has been happening with me. I’ve still got a shitload of university work on. It’s getting to the point that I’m going to go madder. I can already feel my brain shutting down. I may ...
I’M GLAD I’M A MAN in OD
This entry and the next two, I found when sorting through my email files. This entry and the next one were originally one email, but I decided not to tempt the OD character limit. Enjoy. I’m ...
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMAN in OD
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am.I don’t live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam.I don’t brag to my buddies about my erections.I won’t drive to Hell before I ask for directions.I don’t...
Euro-English in OD
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which is the other possiblity. As part of the neg...
We’ve laid the cables and the wires. in OD
Well, tonight’s the night. I’m going to see Harry Potter and the Philosiphers Stone. I’ve seen an ad for it on the telly and it looks fucking amazing. Expect a review tomorrow in my film revi...
Trivia comp – Q7 in OD
Last weeks question:According to Nick Cave, every ballad should end with what? This one stuped you lot. I did not get a single right answer. But the competition for answer of the week was clo...
Job interviews – do’s and don’ts in OD
Preparing for the interview:Do:plan your route well in advance.Don’t: think “Fuck it I’ll find my way there on the day.” Then end up completely lost and five minutes late.Do:Wear suitable cloth...
Quote comp – quote 15 in OD
Last weeks quote:“E.g., i.e., fuck you! The point is this: When I say “jump”, you say “OK”, okay?” First answer was supplied by Rodge:Mad eh? Well then take this matey… Ray Barboni says it in ...
Another stolen survey in OD
Yoinked (again) from purple_mage. I see: dead people (sorry, I could not resist) I need: sleep I find: research methods boring I have: too much uni work I wish: the person I love loved me b...
The peoples interview 2 – William the Bloody in OD
Yup, it’s my 400th entry. So I answer your questions. I swear a couple of you are on drugs. Rodge kicked things off with:Do you agree with Deep Thought that 42 is the answer? If so, why? Yes...
Stop! Thief! in OD
Yes, it’s another stolen survey. I stole this from purple_mage who yoinked it from someone else. Three things you’d eat on the last day of your life:1) Spag Bol2) My grandmothers broth3) Chees...
I’ve had a few notes asking what Nokiagame is. So here goes. Nokiagame is a multimedia adventure. Completely. You do not need a Nokia phone to participate but you do need a mobile phone. Me...
Bill of No Rights in OD
This is a brilliant piece of satire, written by Lewis Napper. I found it at snopes “We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblan...
Yup. As from tomorrow, I am officially taking part in Nokiagame. I got a call today to confirm this. Is anyone else taking part? Perhaps we could help each other out. Also, I have a poster ...
Trivia comp – Q6 in OD
Last weeks question:Richard Harris took the role of Dumbledore in the Harry Potter films after being told what? Damaged Woman answered first:“It was my granddaughter Ella, who’s 11 years old, a...
We’ll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat! in OD
The Weasley twins (who else). Well, I did it. I got me a ticket for one of the preview screenings of Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone. I’m going to see it on the tenth. I can’t wait. ...
And he loves the son of Sam in OD
This is a cool music survey I nicked from Rodge. Who wrote it. Music Lovers Survey 1. When listening to music, do you prefer the chorus or the verse?No preference, to be honest. 2. Have you ...
And in the safety of the night… in OD
Well, the presentation is over with. We got quite good feedback, which is amazing. Although we did fuck one bit up. I just wish the bloody thing was part of an assesment rather than just for ...
Quote comp – quote 14 in OD
This was last weeks quote:“Grey would be the colour, If I had a heart.” First to answer was Polter-Cow:Nine Inch Nails, “Something I Can Never Have” Next was Ailouros’ Mirror:Gah! I’m always s...
Student funnies in OD
Taken from coolsigs.com along with the next few entries (I will tell you when they stop). There you are, sitting in the computer lab, probably working on a term paper (or supposed to be working...
Trek humour in OD
Kaden thought of the old Klingon proverb: Fool me once, shame on you: fool me twice, prepare to die. Fate protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise. Borger King: Have it our ...
You are drunk when you feel sophisticated but you can’t pronounce it. Beer – So much more than just a breakfast drink. Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862! Remember I before E, exce...
Book quotes pt 1 in OD
This is the last of the coolsig entries. Please note that I did not select these quotes. *Constance nervously bites her thumbnail* Tybalt: Do you bite your thumb at me sir?! Constance: No! I j...
