williamthebloody (He/Him) ⋅ 48 ⋅
Going grey Scot living in England. Music fan. More than likely wittering on about stuff you don't care about
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I have to admit I’m loving the new look. Although I was confussled at first. So. What’s been happening with me? Well, I am a student again. Yup, I have returned to college to study. I am le...
Teenage girls call sheriffs looking for drugs in OD
Two teenage girls in Minnesota mistakenly phoned a sheriff’s office looking to buy marijuana. But even after officers identified themselves, the callers rang back soon after and again asked for...
We done alright in OD
According to today’s regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 50’s, 60’s, 70’s and early 80’s probably shouldn’t have survived, because… Our baby cots were covered with brig...
No10 ANTI-SPIN CHIEF IS.. PETER MANDELSON in OD
Sep 1 2003 By James Hardy ALASTAIR Campbell clearly found something to smile about this weekend – and it could have been more than just the fact that his football team won. The former communi...
Message to a loved one. in OD
The moment I saw you I knew I had to have you. I stared at you, mesmerised, across the packed club. According to the book The Godfather the Italians call it the thunderbolt. All I know is tha...
I knew there was a reason not to do the dishes. in OD
From ananova.com: Scientists make disgusting coffee mug appeal Scientists have launched a search for Britain’s most stomach-churning unwashed coffee mug. The Royal Society of Chemistry wants...
I got a friend in Jesus! in OD
Went to free music festival thingy yesterday. Should explain. Due to frustration of being burgled 3 times, I am back in Aberdeen for a holiday. So. Back to gig. Muscles are all ouchy in the...
The Long and Short Of Capri Pants in OD
By Liz Khalil, Flak Magazine August 28, 2003 Capri pants – essentially pants that somehow lost their nerve on the way to becoming shorts – are a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped inside a 24...
Yoinked from Corbeau in OD
1.) Do you have any nervous or strange habits (i.e. biting your nails, etc.): I chew my tongue or play with my tongue piercing. 2.) If you could portray any character in any book throughout his...
The difference between Hogwarts and your school in OD
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More surveylance in OD
Je m’appelle William Forbes J’ai 25 ans J’habite an Middlesbrough dans le nord-est de l’englaterre Favourite colour: Red What’s you current mood? Not happy Are you religious? Agnostic with ...
“I Have A Dream” 2 in OD
We cannot walk alone. And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall march ahead. We cannot turn back. There are those who are asking the devotees of civil rights, “When will you be satis...
“I Have A Dream” in OD
by Martin Luther King, Jr, Delivered on the steps at the Lincoln Memorial in Washington D.C. on August 28, 1963. Source: Martin Luther King, Jr: The Peaceful Warrior, Pocket Books, NY 1968 Fi...
From ananova.com in OD
Binmen sacked for sex with prostitute in rubbish truck Two binmen in the US have been sacked for having sex with a prostitute in a rubbish truck. The men, who worked for the council in Rochest...
Surveylance in OD
Yoinked from Quiddity ~*When was the last time you…. ~*Smiled?… Today. ~*Laughed?…Today. ~*Cried?…Not since May ~*Bought something?…Friday. I bought myself a long sleved t shirt with a pi...
Harry Potter: The new Atlas Shrugged? in OD
by Eryk Boston Special to LP News There is a pure joy in seeing libertarian principles expressed by unexpected sources in a world teeming with those who love power. This is especially true whe...
Why Im glad Im not sitting exams in OD
This week saw school pupils receive their A Level and Higher exam results. In Scotland the amount of students passing their Highers is down slightly from last year. In England the results go t...
MSNBC sacks Savage after homophobic outburst in OD
18:16 BST, Tuesday 8th July 2003 — by James Welsh MSNBC has sacked ultra-right wing commentator Michael Savage after he told a caller to his Savage Nation show to “get AIDS and die,” because th...
Cooking with a bandana wrapped round my hand in OD
Thought it was about time to do a life update entry. So, what’s been going on in my life since I last did one of these? Actually, quite a fair bit, considering my life could usually be summed ...
Screen Savers in OD
A screen saver is a simple, ordinary, commonplace utility…so often misunderstood. I got a call from someone in our office. Friend: “My computer’s dead.” Me: “Ok, can you tell me what’s wron...
Screen Savers 2 in OD
I was in the process of putting some new PCs in place of older ones in a small department here in the hospital. While I was working away, an older lady (the person in charge of the department) n...
A great many people are daunted by the power and complexity of computers and are deathly afraid of them. Sometimes warnings about viruses or hackers on TV magazine programs scares the living day...
Paranoia 2 in OD
When in college, I had to make a fake advertisement for a class. I had a GIF that I downloaded that I wanted to put into it, so I sat down at the only Mac that was connected to the scanner in th...
Paranoia 3 in OD
I’ve done my time in tech support and have managed to live through some very weird calls, but this one was the best. An older lady bought a brand new desktop system with all the extras and had b...
New Slang Dictionary 2003 in OD
GOING FOR A McShit:Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you’re just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you’ll bu...