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Going grey Scot living in England. Music fan. More than likely wittering on about stuff you don't care about
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GIGLI Really Wows RAZZIE® Voters in OD
Although it fell one statuette short of the record 7 wins racked up by all-time champions SHOWGIRLS and BATTLEFIELD EARTH, the Bennifer Box Office Blowfest GIGLI set an impressive new record o...
24th Annual Golden Raspberry (RAZZIE®) Award in OD
Winners” WORST PICTURE GIGLI (Sony-Columbia/Revolution) Produced by Casey Silver & Martin Brest WORST ACTOR Ben Affleck / DAREDEVIL, GIGLI and PAYCHECK WORST ACTRESS Jennifer Lopez / GIG...
Boro lift Carling Cup in OD
Middlesbrough won the first trophy in their 128-year history after a dramatic 2-1 Carling Cup final win over Bolton. The Teessiders went in front inside two minutes from a tap-in by Joseph-De...
bored and tired in OD
Well, I’ve moved into my new flat. Tis nice. Tis small. Tis got bits of string hanging from the celing as it used to be sheltered housing and it would cost the council too much to remove the ...
Foul play in Goa goal frenzy in OD
When a football team is leading its rival 1-0 at half time, betting on a final score of 61-1 might not be the wisest investment. But in the soccer-crazy Indian beachfront state of Goa, teams w...
So, what’s been happening with me? Not a lot. Fairly uneventful Christmas and New Year, the later of which almost saw my locked up. Birthday was the same. Got very, very, very drunk. Got an...
No spells in our school in OD
Exclusive By Joanna Desira, Evening Gazette The world’s favourite wizard Harry Potter has been banished from the shelves of a Teesside school library because of fears of satanic undertones. S...
Who out there remembers when I did this more often? i’d punch tarantino, because otherwise you’d have to pick which wachowski brother to punch and it really wouldn’t be fair. [kate the avoidant...
Didn’t think you’d escape that easy, did you? What are Weegies? [Polter-Cow] F*cking brilliant. I bow to you. [Band Candy] Ha, this is great! [Dolor Angelicus] ha ha – this is f-ing beau...
Teenagers ‘using crisp packets as condoms’ in OD
Teenagers are being forced to use crisp packets and cling film as a form of contraception because they cannot afford condoms, a sexual health expert says. Mr Peter Greenhouse, who was the count...
Interactive create-a-survey…with a twist! in OD
I’ve decided to do another create a survey. But just to do another survey would be boring. So I’ve combined it with another of my survey ideas. Here are the rules… What you have to do is tak...
Martians announce mission to Heracles in OD
Central Reservation Affiliated Press: There was surprise on Mars yesterday as Houbha C Zidr, leader of the most powerful nation on Mars, announced plans to send missions to Heracles. The plans...
Personality test in OD
align=”center”> Advanced Big 30 Personality Test Results Sociability |||||||||||| 38% Gregariousness |||||||||||| 34% Assertiveness ||||||||||||||| 42% Activity Level ||||||||| 3...
Good things come in threes. in OD
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME: 01 | Neds 02 | Being buried alive 03 | Britney Spears success ————————————— THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH: 01 | Angie 02 | Corbeau 03 | Me ————————————— THREE THINGS...
24th Annual Golden Raspberry (RAZZIE®) Award Nomin in OD
WORST PICTURE CAT-IN-THE HAT (Universal/Dreamworks/Imagine) CHARLIE’S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE (Columbia) FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY (20th Century-Fox) GIGLI (Columbia/Revolution) THE REAL CANCUN (N...
GIGLIs a Really Big Hit … in OD
with RAZZIE® Voters! After setting a new record for worst second weekend fall-off in Hollywood history, 2003s most critically reviled film GIGLI now leads the pack among nominations for The...
The Happy Happy Birthday Song in OD
By The Arrogant Worms Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make Another trip around the sun And the whole clan gathers round And gifts an...
ACTUAL SENTENCES FOUND… in OD
…IN PATIENTS’ HOSPITAL CHARTS* She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a y...
My own hell. in OD
style=”width: 400; text-align: center; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;”> General asshatsCircle I Limbo CreationistsCircle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind Militant VegansCi...
Yoinked from Karmie (cos she rocks). in OD
1) What’s the first person you slept with’s middle name? I never did find out her middle name. 2) What kind of underwear are you wearing? Light blue boxers 3) What song do you want played at y...
My top 10 films of 2003 in OD
Why not? NOTE: All the films on this list are films I have seen in the cinema this year. Therefore, although they may have been released earlier, they are on this list. Also, I have all but g...
Very short entry. in OD
Yoinked from Band Candy. Cos I could. Biography of a Mayfly: Born. Eat. Shag. Die. Sum up your 2003 in 20 words or less. Mine: Crap start. Got worse. Good films. Wedding. Funeral. Break...
Just thinking out loud in OD
WARNING: Serious entry ahead. WMD’s So, Libya has admitted to having WMD’s. And they are going to let weapons inspectors in AND decommission their existing WMD’s. But here is the thing. Who...
Deck the Halls, by Jingle Burp in OD
Yoinked from Peter_24601 (including the title). The idea is to copy this, bold the things you have in common and then replace all the others with true facts about yourself. 1. When I was youn...
Another strange week. in OD
Hello. Lets see… Monday I went into college early to finish editing the police dogs thing. Just about got it done. Tuesday, finally finished the editing. Went out Tuesday night for a friend...
