williamthebloody (He/Him) ⋅ 48 ⋅
Going grey Scot living in England. Music fan. More than likely wittering on about stuff you don't care about
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Billy Connolly Classics in OD
Things I hate about everybody…. 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time… I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where th...
I am a director! in OD
AKA An insane week in the life of Will. Monday. As mentioned last week, I had to get up early on my day off from college to go speak to the police. Supposed to be three of us there but only t...
Gary Jules (original by Tears For Fears) All around me are familiar facesWorn out places worn out facesBright and early for their daily racesGoing nowhere going nowhereTheir tears are fill...
Yup, I’ve decided (at last) to update again. So what’s been happening in my life? Scotland 1 – 0 Holland. YES! Not talking about the game in Amsterdam. Nope. Refuse to discuss it. College...
Yoinked from Corbeau in OD
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME 01 – Being buried alive 02 – 03 – THREE THINGS I DON’T UNDERSTAND 01 – Females 02 – The success of teenybopper bands 03 – Females THREE THINGS I’D LIKE TO LEARN 01...
…but an inspector strikes back with his verdict in OD
Former schools chief Douglas Osler gives his assessment of the Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry THE inspection of this unique school has been completed. Although it was an unannounce...
And while I’m on about Harry Potter… in OD
This one’s pinched from Peter_24601 1. When did you read your first HP book? Summer 2001 2. How long did it take you to read it? A few days. 3. Who gave it to you? No one. I bought it for...
HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER’S STONE 2: in OD
DANIEL learns how to become a WIZARD in a series of semi unrelated scenes that aren’t DRAMATIC, FUNNY, or even particularly INTERESTING. DANIEL RADCLIFFE (CONT’D) I...
What are they on about? Anyone? in OD
In my Harry Potter survey, I got left the following note: How can I tell if I’m socially inept? Are you socially inept? The condition of social ineptitude is hard to instantly identify. This s...
Rowling causes umbrage with her Umbridge… in OD
STEPHEN FRASER JK ROWLING is the toast of the teaching profession after consigning education ministers and school inspectors to Hogwarts remedial class in her latest novel. Delighted teache...
HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER’S STONE: in OD
The abridged version By Rod Hilton FADE IN: INT. BROKEN HOME DANIEL RADCLIFFE walks around, pouting in a passive manner. DANIEL RADCLIFFE ...
Dating the up. in OD
I didn’t actually update last week, but I did do the interview. Hopefully, that will have pacified you. Corbeau thought that the interview/00th entry idea was a good one and pinched it. And t...
I have not the words in OD
Your Letters, Oct. 29, 2,003 Bewitched I am writing this letter to parents, grandparents, teachers and others who love our youth and want whats best for them. When I was a young man there was...
I still have not the words in OD
Police were called to the scene when a man leaving the library had a confrontation with the protesters. “The officers arrived and separated the parties and took statements,” Payson Police Lt. ...
The Peoples Interview: William The Bloody in OD
Yup, it’s that time again. I answer your questions! Karma Girl wanted to know: Where are you living now? England? Yup. I live in the lovely town of Middlesbrough (twinned with Beruit). If ...
Couple to exchange vows by SMS in OD
From ananova.com: A Belgian couple are to get married by SMS because text messaging has played such a big part in their relationship. Ronald Bollen, 39, and Ingrid Peeters, 43, will exchange v...
If only Bush had listened to daddy… in OD
“Trying to eliminate Saddam, extending the ground war into an occupation of Iraq, would have violated our guideline about not changing objectives in midstream, engaging in “mission creep,” and w...
5 Item Survey: in OD
yoinked from Ken Fitlike: 5 THINGS YOU ARE SCARED OF 1. Being buried alive 2. Boy Bands 3. Townies/neds 4. Asking females out 5. Exams 5 THINGS YOU LOVE 1. My family 2. My friends 3. Films 4...
Update madness! in OD
Has it really been that long since I updated? *Clears throat* I hereby swear that I will update my diary every Saturday afternoon while listening to the commentary from the Aberdeen game. So,...
Elliott Smith dead at 34 of apparent ‘suicide’ in OD
From ananova.com: Elliott Smith has died of an apparent suicide at the age of 34, according to the LA County coroner’s office. The singer-songwriter’s body was found in his apartment in Silver...
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease… in OD
…the risk of breast cancer in women Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT) (BW) — Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduc...
Double Bluff in OD
It was a cold, misty night as Jon walked out of the door, slamming it behind him. He hated going out after an argument but this had been arranged weeks ago. But, as usual, she was insisting t...
What if Britain had a two-term limit? in OD
Last week I watched The Deal, about Tony Blair and Gordon Browns respective rises in the Labour party and the supposed deal made between the two of them which saw Brown back Blair for the party ...
Whisky boss ‘amazed’ by spy interest in OD
The boss of a tiny Scottish distillery says he is amazed to learn that US spies have been monitoring his whisky plant for weapons of mass destruction. Bruichladdich Distillery on the island...
WHEN WE TWO PARTED in OD
By Lord Byron: When we two parted In slience and tears, Half broken-hearted, To sever for years, Pale grew thy cheek and cold, Colder thy kiss; Truly that hour foretold Sorrow to thi...
