williamthebloody (He/Him) ⋅ 48 ⋅
Going grey Scot living in England. Music fan. More than likely wittering on about stuff you don't care about
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When all you future evil overlords have built the perfect killer robot and are deciding on a name, please, for the love of Bob… Don’t call it Honeybun. No one, and I mean NO ONE, will take y...
You want answers? in OD
Before I begin, I just want to clear something up. The story in the previous entry is not, I repeat, NOT autobiographical. Anyhoo, as you may (or may not, depending on how bad yer memory is), ...
Short Story – Untitled in OD
So, this is how it is. Why is it that just when you think you cant get any lower, the world has to go and prove you wrong? I mean, how big a bastard must I have been in a previous life to des...
How well do you know me? in OD
Just a little thing I thought may be fun. *NOTE* Please, don’t just copy other peoples answers. It’s no fun and not in the spirit of the thing. 1. My name: 2. Take a stab at my middle name: 3...
“Hello. Hmmm, new teeth, thats weird…. in OD
….where was I? Ah yes, Barcelona!” How do? Well, am back in Boro after a relaxing twa weeks in Aiberdeen. Got back to the flat, only to find I had been burgled :¬( They got: TV, VCR, DVD pl...
Hidey – ho! in OD
So, I’m in Aberdeen at the moment. T’was big sis’s birthday on Friday, she had a party on Saturday and I took a couple of weeks off work. Yay! Plus, I may soon have the stuff I need to get BB...
Three of my favourites have done this. So… Firsts and constanents in the first half of the alphabet from Karma Girl, lasts and constanents in the seconds half, Corbeau and vowels and nows, Ban...
And, so, it’s over in OD
For another 4 – 5 years. We have a new(ish) government. Labour won, to the surprise of, well, no-one actually. But their majority has shrunk. To the surprise of, well, no-one. This was one ...
Film Review – The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy in OD
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Directed by: Garth Jennings Written by: Douglas Adams and Karey Kirkpatrick Based on the book by Douglas Adams. Cast: Arthur Dent – Martin Fre...
Strange days in OD
Here’s a thing I’m wondering about. The Terri Schiavo thing. The republican right raised it as a right to life issue. Most of these people are anti – abortion as it is for God, not doctors to...
Right. Answers first. Band Candy wanted to know the following… Who are your OD crushes? Karma Girl, Corbeau. Oh, and someone who’s name escapes me now. Group Sweetie? Something like that....
Movie thingies in OD
Will do a life update soon. As well as answer the questions I’ve been asked. Scouts honour. Will I may as well weigh in about the Oscars. Chris Rock was a good presenter, bu...
Dear. God. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in OD
Smarties set to lose their tube Childhood may never be quite the same again – the maker of Smarties has announced it is to ditch the colourful chocolates’ tube-shaped packet. Nestle Rowntree i...
Film Review – The Magic Roundabout. in OD
The Magic Roundabout Written by: Paul Bassett Serge Danot creator Tad Safran dialogue Raolf Sanoussi Stephane Sanoussi Directed by: Dave Borthwick Jean Duval Fran...
Quickie Questionie in OD
And, yes, I know the title doesn’t make much sense. But, then again, I rarely make much sense so… Anyhoo, question. If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?...
Ello! Tis me, making another of my all too infrequent diary entries! So what’s been happening with me? Well, finally got my heating fixed. Just in time for the roof in my flat to leak again....
25th Annual Golden Raspberry (RAZZIE®) Award… in OD
…Nominations WORST PICTURE ALEXANDER (Warner Bros.) CATWOMAN (Warner Bros.) SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2 (Triumph Films) SURVIVING CHRISTMAS (DreamWorks) WHITE CHICKS (Columbia/Revolution)...
Special Worst of Our First 25 Years Awards in OD
WORST RAZZIE LOSER of Our First 25 YEARS Kim Basinger (With 6 Nominations Total) Angelina Jolie (With 7 Nominations, including 2 for 2004) Ryan ONeal (With 6 Nominations Total) Keanu Ree...
Halles Berry Bad CATWOMAN… in OD
..Olivers Stoned Epic ALEXANDER Lead 25th RAZZIE® Noms as 2004s Worst An Oscar® winner calamitously miscast as a cartoon character and a big budget epic that managed to be both historical and...
The Happy Happy Birthday Song in OD
By The Arrogant Worms Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make Another trip around the sun And the whole clan gathers round And gifts and...
Year end thingy. in OD
Yoinked from Corbeau. 1. What did you do in 2004 that you’d never done before? Wrote and directed a film. 2. Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year? N...
My top 10 films of 2004 in OD
Note: as with last year, this list is of films I’ve seen on the big screen this year. 10. Fahrenheight 9/11 Another amazing documentary by Michael Moore, this time looking at George W Bush. 9...
Long time, no write in OD
What you doing here? Well, you see, I’m Will, and this here would be me diary. You sure? It’s been deserted for a while now. I know. I haven’t written in a while. But from what I’ve heard ...
The Call-centre customers charter in OD
We, the callers, aim to: 1. Ask the most ridiculous questions we can think of, not ask for the information we actually want but drop hints in the manner of a politician avoiding a sex scandal. ...
Conversations with my daemon in OD
Kaera: Hi. Me: Hello. How are you? K: OK. M: So… Why you looking so down? K: Dunno really. M: But life is going so well. K: I know. M: New job, new girlfriend… K: I’m just waiting for t...
