williamthebloody (He/Him) ⋅ 48 ⋅
Going grey Scot living in England. Music fan. More than likely wittering on about stuff you don't care about
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How to manage a teenybopper band/artist in OD
1) Choose your singer(s).Any females that you choose must have two talents. These MUST be located between the neck and the bottom of the rib cage and be very noticable. Males must be as close ...
Thank f**k that’s over in OD
Yes people, I have finally finished my exams. YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And my last exam (yesterday) was the easiest of...
10 signs…. in OD
TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOUR SON HAS GROWN TOO OLD FOR BREAST FEEDING 10. He can open your blouse by himself. 9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other. 8. He has developed a bad ha...
Dumb criminals in OD
These were e-mailed to me and I just had to share them with you. Florida A thief burst into the bank one day wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yell...
This is the result of brain overload in OD
First exam tomorrow…HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Head like a (black) hole Everytime I learn something new, it pushes all the old stuff out The boy done wrong again ...
“Love isn’t brains, children, it’s blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will.” Spike, Lovers Walk. And who said you never learn anything from TV? That’s why I love Buffy so much. Al...
Can I cry now? in OD
I have a report which is due in on Tuesday. It is 100% of my marks for this module. So, I get writing and get into a position (no dirty minds here except mine) where a bit more research and so...
I am a god!!!!!!!! in OD
Further to my last entry: 1) I have finished the retype of my report, 2) I cut around 100 words out of my report, 3) I am still now around 100 words closer to my minimum target then I was whe...
Random song quotes in OD
Appy-pooly-loggies of this causes offence Eminem, Bad Influence: ‘The worlds already f**ked, I’m just adding to it.’ Belle & Sebastian, If Your Feeling Sinister: ‘If your feeling sinister,...
The Raven (part 1) in OD
By E. A. Poe Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a ta...
The Raven (part two) in OD
But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour. Nothing further then he uttered — not a feather then he fluttered ...
A Polo and a Fruit Pastille… in OD
…go for a couple of drinks. The Polo buys the first round and, when they get their drinks, BAM! The Polo downs his in one. He then looks at the Fruit Pastille who is sipping his pint and says...
Time to be serious (some rants) in OD
OK first of all: Abusive notes. Has anyone else noticed that when someone leaves an abusive note they NEVER sign it? Why? What are you people so scared of? If I’m gonna insult you, I’ll let...
Another survey in OD
Cheers to Silhouette. 1.) What’s your name? Will Forbes 2.) Do you wear a thong thong thong thong? Nope 3.) Have you ever had a close call with death? not that I know of 4.) What’s the most ...
By Belle & Sebastian Girl: L-O-V-E Love,It’s coming back, it’s coming back,L-O-V-E Love,It’s coming back, it’s coming back, Boy: Refer to our discussions,Confirm the terms of our love affa...
Decisions, decisions in OD
I have noticed that albums are like busses. You wait ages and then three come along at the same time. Three albums I have been waiting for and want are released in three consecutive weeks. I ...
Microsoft and Satan in OD
At an amazing press conference today, Microsoft owner Bill Gates anounced an amazing partnership between the firm and the Prince of Darkness. As is well known, the devil needs to own the souls ...
Microsoft aquires the USA in OD
With thanks to amused.com REDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 21, 1997 — In direct response to accusations made by the Department of Justice, the Microsoft Corp. announced today that it will be acquiring the...
My soundtrack in OD
Cheers to Jessicalea for the idea. Hmmm lets see… Song 2 – Blur: reminds me of home. If I feel down I just listen to this and think of mad night out in my favourite nightclub. Smells Like T...
Well, that were a waste of £45 and a few hours. Last night was my university’s May Ball. So I get there (after about half an hour on a coach) and about all they are playing is dance music. Th...
The True Ending to in OD
Contributed by: AndyB A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader chops off Luke’s hand! It goes spinning o...
revision…. in OD
This is for everyone who, like me, is facing exams soon. To the tune of “I will survive”, enjoy…… At first I was afraid, I was petrified! Kept thinking I could never pass with no revision gui...
Tour through my psyche in OD
Lets get wierd… …I dont promote violence… …Willow from BtVS is SOOOOOOOOOOO cute… …I just severed a main vein… …typos are col… …Dr! replace that IV liquid with lager… …you laughing at me?...
survey time again in OD
This is stolen from mud puppy. 1) Are you over 18 years of age? If not do you still wear a diaper? Yes. 2) Do you smoke? If you do smoke did ever smoke your cigarette all the way down to the...
Darth Vader’s Thoughts to the Class of ’99 in OD
I cannot for the life of me remember where I got this from. Suffice to say, I did not write it but thought you lot might like it. See you on the flip side. Ladies and Gentlemen of the Vassar ...
