williamthebloody (He/Him) ⋅ 48 ⋅
Going grey Scot living in England. Music fan. More than likely wittering on about stuff you don't care about
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Winders 98: The Lance Edition in OD
Notice from Microsoft: It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Lance Edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside of Mississippi. If you have one of the Lance ...
A few things in OD
“She’s looking good for a night in a padded cell”Picture House, One In A Million. Got a few things to say. Hang on. Thats sick. I’m watching the news and there is a story about someone who h...
Yet another survey in OD
“We hope your helpless”Angel, Rm W/A Vu Stolen from Cosmic who stole it from someone else 1. Have you ever punched a wall? Yup. Hurt like hell 2. Does it bother you when fingernails scrape a...
Quote competition – Q 2 in OD
OK Cosmic, you asked for this (other people can enter as well): “Your the shepherd.” Usuall rules apply, as much info as you can supply.
Quote competition – answer in OD
We have a winner. Well, actually we only have one entry. I might try this again after christmas. So without further ado, this is the note from cosmic: I think I might have it…..does Kevin Sp...
“Take me down to the paradise city, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty, oh won’t you please take me home.”Paradise city, Guns n Roses Yup, today I go home for the holidays. Am I...
I posted this a few days ago and got no response. So I am going to try again. Answer on Thursday. This is something new I’ve decided to try. Every once in a while I will put a quote in my dia...
Quote competition in OD
This is something new I’ve decided to try. Every once in a while I will put a quote in my diary. It may be like this, or it may be one of the quotes before a regular entry. You won’t know. A...
Spot the difference? in OD
“I feel like I’ve been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I’m just now waking up.”Lester Burnham, American Beauty. As you may have noticed, I have changed my diary. Old entries will also...
Advice to teens in OD
I got this from Planet Egomania website “You Should never lie” – Oh give me a break! Everyone lies..in fact I can say without a doubt that every person in the world with the ability to enunciat...
Yet another survey in OD
This time stolen from SavageVamp1 (I’ll have to write one of these meself) Name:Sebrof 2. If you were going to be the opposite sex, what would your name have been?: Dunno 3. Age: 22 4. How o...
The Top 17 Cruel and Unusual Forms of Capital Pun in OD
17.Listening to Kathie Lee’s new CD — once should do the trick. 16.The “Fran Drescher Sings Paganini” Chamber 15.Your left ear: N*Sync Your right ear: Britney Your hands and feet; tied 1...
The teenyboppers guide to life in OD
Continuing my occaisional attack on teenyboppers… ::: annoying thing #1 ::: Why do you always type in bright colors when you send me an Instant Message? I mean, it’s REALLY hard to read pink ...
teenyboppers guide to life(contd) in OD
::: annoying thing #6 ::: Why don’t any of you understand the concept of SARCASM? Really… it’s not that hard. I’ll give you a crash course. Definition of sarcasm: 1. A cutting, often ironic re...
NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE in OD
To the citizens of the United States of America, In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your inde...
I’m sorry I had to laugh. in OD
Most of yesterday I was stangly attracted to the news. Why? The election in America. And I had to laugh. No offence but does the media really have that tight a grip on your country? Over he...
Survey time in OD
Stolen from MiVidaLoca who stole it from someone else 1) Full Name: Not saying 2) Name Backwards: Not telling you this either :¬) 3) Were you named after anyone? My grandfathers 4) Does you...
Survey continued in OD
51) Room: White walls, grey carpet, unbelievable amount of storage space, road cone acting as coathook 52) Closet: Which one? 53) School: Not at school 54) Bed: I think it is a double bed 55...
Rules you will NOT learn at school in OD
Rule No. 1: Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teen-ager uses the phrase “It’s not fair” 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you decided they must b...
ALCOHOL WARNING: in OD
Due to increasing products liability, beer manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers. Warni...
Irritations in life!!! in OD
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are ...
Back and repeating in OD
Well I am finally back at Uni. Am I glad to be back? Yes and no. Yes because I have a room to myself and decent nights out to look forward to. No because I miss all of my friends back home (...
Suicide Is Painless in OD
This is one of my favourite Manics/depression songs ( and amazingly for me it is a cover). It also appears in M*A*S*H* (the film) Through early morning fog I seeVisions of the things to beThe ...
Random thoughts in OD
Abandon all hope all ye who press enter here… …A chicken and an egg have sex. Afterwards the egg lies there, satisfied, smoking a cigarette and the chicken says moodily “Well, I guess we answe...
Sorry I have not written in here for a while but my internet access is limited while I am at home. A few random things. I am going to the Leeds festival. Yay! I will get to see Eminem (and g...
