Entries 14

Page 1 of 1

It’s a bit early to be writing smut so here’s a quick diet tip for the ladies instead. Do you have a fat arse and want to be rid of it? Divorce him.

---

Here’s a couple of tips if you’re one of those ladies not particularly enamoured with 50 Shades of Grey. 1) Stop buying your beloved white Y.Fronts 2) Tell him they’re meant to be changed daily, ...

---

It was her first time. She didn’t really want to, but could wait no longer. As she laid back she felt her muscles tighten and a nervous apprehension coursed through her. She wanted it badly, to s...

---

Unfortunately my fellow members of the male species, no matter what you buy your beloved, you’re always going to be on a loser. No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no ...

---

After the underwhelming success of my tip for unhappy men I thought it would only be fair to share a few general tips that may come in handy. If your beloved has a twin sister, whenever an argu...

---

Gentlemen, is your wife being a pain in the arse? watching soapy shite when sport is on? taking your cold beer from the fridge and replacing it with (god forgive me for saying these things) low f...

---

I’m going to have a rant for a change. I wake up early almost every day and it annoys me. I’m one of those people who can’t go back to sleep so I often get up at silly o’clock, (4.30-5.30am). The...

---

A few times I’ve been cajoled into indulging in Phone Sex, (I’m easily led). At first I couldn’t get the words out. Shyness, a feeling of shame, how sad my sex life had become and how sordid it ...

---

Well I’m going to try not to for a change.

---

What is the difference between Erotic and Kinky? Erotic is using a feather Kinky is using the whole chicken It’s got me thinking, what is Erotic? what is Kinky? If a man varnishes his finger nail...

---

The budding author in me has been unleashed, though judging by the amount of pies I eat, Buddha Author may be more apt. Yesterdays post and other circumstances have brought out the hidden author ...

---

“Happiness is a mental or emotional state of well-being characterized by positive or pleasant emotions ranging from contentment to intense joy” A very profound but misleading description because ...

---

I’ve been considering writing a book lately. The theme of it being a man who always starts crying while masturbating. It will be a real tear jerker

---

I love Pies, I love Women, I think I’m funny and witty but that’s a matter of opinion. I started writing elsewhere a couple of weeks ago and I’ve enjoyed it. No earth shattering literary genius a...

---