The budding author in me has been unleashed, though judging by the amount of pies I eat, Buddha Author may be more apt.
Yesterdays post and other circumstances have brought out the hidden author in me and I’ve a book or two in mind.
I came across a copy of the Kama Sutra today, pages 14/15 to be exact.
Anyway it got me thinking. What’s the point of this book if you’re like me, a sad soloist, very rarely lucky enough to be in any position to have sex.
It wasn’t long before my brain clicked into gear and I came up with a solution. Simply add another position for people who aren’t getting any.
It could be called the “Plumber Position” or “Meter Reader Position” you wait in all day and night alone and nobody comes.
Why did nobody think about doing a version for the soloists amongst us? A book like that would be very handy.
A male section, “Techniques to use your wrist for more than flicking through the pages”
A female section, “Techniques to use your fingers for more than turning over the pages”
I’ve just had a Eureka moment, I’m going to write a version for those people who have a penchant for animals and/or vegetables.
Farmer Sutra
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