What is the difference between Erotic and Kinky?
Erotic is using a feather
Kinky is using the whole chicken
It’s got me thinking, what is Erotic? what is Kinky?
If a man varnishes his finger nails and pretends it’s a ladies hand while masturbating, is it erotic or is it kinky?
If a man covers a lady with whipped cream and strawberries then devours them from her body, is it erotic? kinky? or is he just a depraved,greedy, sweet toothed twat who’s satisfying two urges at once?
If a man wants to eat a pie off a particular part/parts of a woman, erotic or kinky? The one time I made this request, the answer was, “fuck off you pervert”
Covering each other in scented oil, erotic? kinky? I tend to think daft with that one, you’d be sliding around like two eels in a plastic bag (messy too)
Stockings on a woman, erotic. On a man, kinky? erotic? plonker?
I have heard having sex with a rabbit is popular with women, no contest there, kinky.
There’s so much more but I’d better stop, it’s time for my weekly house clean so I’d better put my French Maids outfit on and get on with it.

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