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If I had a title this would be something else in Flash Friday
So this morning there was most of a sketch of a flash on my desktop. It must be mine. It’s very cold outside, but warmer than predicted and much sunnier than predicted. It’s funny, local newscent...
... And your head is spinning from a load guitar in Normal entries
Five degrees this morning; makes the snow stingy, tight little balled up fists instead of fat flaky cotton candy snow. It’s going to get colder. Road wise I’m glad to be a Michigander among Michi...
Howling (TMBG) in Normal entries
Baby please don't go in Normal entries
Before I be your dog … So I left my body on the other side They’re on a first name basis with the saints inside ‘em
Touching Base in Normal entries
So, see, it was like this; I was out of town for a few days. I’m not exactly sure how to explain. First imagine a sort of luxury vacation home, with a Jacuzzi and doublew shower heads in the mast...
It's not you, it's me in Normal entries
“Trust me, she won’t hesitate to throw anyone under the bus so watch your six.” “Yeah, well, you lay down with dogs you get up with fleas” I Swear to god that’s verbatim from a show I was watchin...
Symmetry and the lack thereof in Normal entries
This song I’m posting because 1) I have to do things in three or fours (man, woman, affinity/ man,woman, woman, affinity, transition — or anything you want to plug in ego ego, id, affinity giv...
Dannys Song in Normal entries
No agenda with this song; it’s just been stuck in my head all day. These guys wrote some damn pretty songs and had some beautiful harmonies. Corny maybe, but sweet. I thought I had something el...
Flies in the Kitchen in Normal entries
I’ve both been thinking about and ignoring the random and brief upshot of my ex’s comet like passing of crazy across my screen. The song up above is a fair representation of all the ways I feel ...
Blues for diabetic kindergartners ; Whatcha gonna do when pigtails gives a poke? I say whatcha gonna do when pigtails gives a poke; Eat a fistful of fruit loops Drink a can of diet coke; Uh huh,...
Hey, how you doin'? in Normal entries
I’m trying to get back into the discipline of writing more often, if not daily. An entry or two back I mentioned the letters O and D. I liked the notes and the people who wrote the; my intent, ho...
Haredawg; Add water and he makes his own sauce in Normal entries
“I figure I can get five of y’all” “See? He’s not even fully loaded.” “Yeah I am, I was going shoot you twice” — Hell on Wheels One of the cool things about Losing OD is that I can’t easily track...
A thing in Normal entries
Someone tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back — Malcom Reynolds, Firefly Sound advice, that. I don’t know about y’all but not very many people have tried killing me and the ones tha...
Whoa Oh black friday bam a lam in Normal entries
As I went walking I saw a sign there And on the sign it said “No Trespassing.” But on the other side it didn’t say nothing, That side was made for you and me. — Woody Guthrie Black Friday and ...
What's in the dogs mouth? in Normal entries
It’s damn near been a year since I quit analog cigarettes. I phrase it just so as though I were a politician. I have half a carton sitting next to my humidors. I’m not sure why I refuse to toss i...
Sound bytes of the great unknown in Adjunct to 8/9/2013 flash friday; a trinity of flashs
404 – file not found Scrubbed. Wiped. Redacted. Eighty-sixed. 86 is an restaurant term for out of stock, unavailable. It became part of the lexicon for a while. On the ladder of careers leading t...
Although Comcast might be the most hated privately owned/publically traded company in the United states, primarily for their abhorrent and beastly customer service, I’ve always found their intern...
Still Alive-ish in Normal entries
Like most of y’all I’m ass deep in snow and the mercury has been bottoming out. Nothing but a thing. There aren’t a whole lot of songs about thanksgiving, among them is no song about dreaming of ...
Kicking cans and violent hash smokers, just in case, you know in Normal entries
Yeah, people used to write songs like these. People sang em too. I used to know these songs. Sometimes when it’s late and all you can hear is the snow falling off the trees and the sound of your ...
Used to be once upon a time, now it's not in Normal entries
So, you know, I got nothing. This song was stuck in my head. I think I need to quit rolling my head around in wet chewing gum. You’d think something like quantum physics or diplomacy would get s...
Old and Less Improved! Now with even less editing! in Normal entries
I guess I’ve been whining like an old guy.It’s not that hard to forget that this little fishing line of a journal only put’s out one chunk of bait at a time, and the poor fishes don’t understand ...
Thursday morning, still in Normal entries
Thursday morning, the sun shines but it’s cold out there, cold as the waitress on the night shift at the Okemos Dennys, cold as Dustys cellar, cold as the sweat on an Old Fashion glass full of Sa...
What is it, Monday? Fuck me, where’d Monday come from? There oughta be a law. In a relative way. I was talking to someone the other day and realized we were having too different conversations. I ...
Flash Friday, the missing flash October files, Sympathy, windy, Boney in Flash Friday
Sympathy windy bony The road climbed the bony spine of the something something hills or mountains; some local conceit. The maps came from a drug runner/junk man; some footpaths were scrawled in c...
Flash Friday, the missing flash October, twinkled, Asphalt, Copper in Flash Friday
twinkled asphalt copper Glass twinkled on my forehead, the cop turned the flash-light away and apologized. He almost apologized. I’m sure he meant too. Bit’s of glass and bits of my forehead litt...