haredawg drools

When the going gets weird; the weird turn pro

Hunter S Thompson

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So this morning there was most of a sketch of a flash on my desktop. It must be mine. It’s very cold outside, but warmer than predicted and much sunnier than predicted. It’s funny, local newscent...


Five degrees this morning; makes the snow stingy, tight little balled up fists instead of fat flaky cotton candy snow. It’s going to get colder. Road wise I’m glad to be a Michigander among Michi...


January 03, 2015

Howling (TMBG) in Normal entries


January 03, 2015

Baby please don't go in Normal entries

Before I be your dog … So I left my body on the other side They’re on a first name basis with the saints inside ‘em


January 03, 2015

Touching Base in Normal entries

So, see, it was like this; I was out of town for a few days. I’m not exactly sure how to explain. First imagine a sort of luxury vacation home, with a Jacuzzi and doublew shower heads in the mast...


December 24, 2014

It's not you, it's me in Normal entries

“Trust me, she won’t hesitate to throw anyone under the bus so watch your six.” “Yeah, well, you lay down with dogs you get up with fleas” I Swear to god that’s verbatim from a show I was watchin...


This song I’m posting because 1) I have to do things in three or fours (man, woman, affinity/ man,woman, woman, affinity, transition — or anything you want to plug in ego ego, id, affinity giv...


December 20, 2014

Dannys Song in Normal entries

No agenda with this song; it’s just been stuck in my head all day. These guys wrote some damn pretty songs and had some beautiful harmonies. Corny maybe, but sweet. I thought I had something el...


December 19, 2014

Flies in the Kitchen in Normal entries

I’ve both been thinking about and ignoring the random and brief upshot of my ex’s comet like passing of crazy across my screen. The song up above is a fair representation of all the ways I feel ...


Blues for diabetic kindergartners ; Whatcha gonna do when pigtails gives a poke? I say whatcha gonna do when pigtails gives a poke; Eat a fistful of fruit loops Drink a can of diet coke; Uh huh,...


December 14, 2014

Hey, how you doin'? in Normal entries

I’m trying to get back into the discipline of writing more often, if not daily. An entry or two back I mentioned the letters O and D. I liked the notes and the people who wrote the; my intent, ho...


“I figure I can get five of y’all” “See? He’s not even fully loaded.” “Yeah I am, I was going shoot you twice” — Hell on Wheels One of the cool things about Losing OD is that I can’t easily track...


December 08, 2014

A thing in Normal entries

Someone tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back — Malcom Reynolds, Firefly Sound advice, that. I don’t know about y’all but not very many people have tried killing me and the ones tha...


As I went walking I saw a sign there And on the sign it said “No Trespassing.” But on the other side it didn’t say nothing, That side was made for you and me. — Woody Guthrie Black Friday and ...


It’s damn near been a year since I quit analog cigarettes. I phrase it just so as though I were a politician. I have half a carton sitting next to my humidors. I’m not sure why I refuse to toss i...


404 – file not found Scrubbed. Wiped. Redacted. Eighty-sixed. 86 is an restaurant term for out of stock, unavailable. It became part of the lexicon for a while. On the ladder of careers leading t...


Although Comcast might be the most hated privately owned/publically traded company in the United states, primarily for their abhorrent and beastly customer service, I’ve always found their intern...


November 20, 2014

Still Alive-ish in Normal entries

Like most of y’all I’m ass deep in snow and the mercury has been bottoming out. Nothing but a thing. There aren’t a whole lot of songs about thanksgiving, among them is no song about dreaming of ...


Yeah, people used to write songs like these. People sang em too. I used to know these songs. Sometimes when it’s late and all you can hear is the snow falling off the trees and the sound of your ...


So, you know, I got nothing. This song was stuck in my head. I think I need to quit rolling my head around in wet chewing gum. You’d think something like quantum physics or diplomacy would get s...


I guess I’ve been whining like an old guy.It’s not that hard to forget that this little fishing line of a journal only put’s out one chunk of bait at a time, and the poor fishes don’t understand ...


Thursday morning, the sun shines but it’s cold out there, cold as the waitress on the night shift at the Okemos Dennys, cold as Dustys cellar, cold as the sweat on an Old Fashion glass full of Sa...


What is it, Monday? Fuck me, where’d Monday come from? There oughta be a law. In a relative way. I was talking to someone the other day and realized we were having too different conversations. I ...


Sympathy windy bony The road climbed the bony spine of the something something hills or mountains; some local conceit. The maps came from a drug runner/junk man; some footpaths were scrawled in c...


twinkled asphalt copper Glass twinkled on my forehead, the cop turned the flash-light away and apologized. He almost apologized. I’m sure he meant too. Bit’s of glass and bits of my forehead litt...