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Dear Deer in Normal entries
I will never claim to have seen everything, but I’ve seen most things in the spaces where I’ve habituated. Christ that’s a clumsy sentence, but, you know, fuck it. I’ve seen a lot of clumsy sente...
1/4 of a flash, truncated, plus sweet fire of love in Flash Friday
In the great hall birds frittered the days in the filtered haze of sunlight through age darkened windows, the names of men forgotten on their beaks. In the gloaming the bats would wake with a bus...
Something or other about you know whatever in Normal entries
“We have the honor to live with glory …” That’s pretty close to verbatim from a movie I’m going to bitch about in a few. A couple of weeks ago I wrote an entry about looking up the actual definit...
Flash Tuesday self prompted (you can use them though) in Flash Friday
“ I don’t see any way out, love.” She paused for a moment, an affectation of reflection, a moment of silence. “We had a pretty good run.” “Yes we did, smoked em right down to the butts.” I paused...
Go ahead and give it to me, I'll keep it with mine in Normal entries
People are very polite here, even the ones under seventy who aren’t just visiting. I’m not sure they speak in complete sentences, though, “Have a good one” is close enough for Jazz or guv’mint wo...
That’s an Anna Nalik song for no particular good reason except it was playing in my rig. I was at this lighthouse today, shitty pictures to come. The guy who ran … I don’t know what he ran I didn...
Where I took the day in Normal entries
Yeah, I take shitty pictures and for the life of me, or you and a buck, I can’t remember my photobucket anything, I can’t even answer the oops try again questions. Doesn’t matter, I captured a be...
forgive me and I'll forgive you in Normal entries
That’s from an old john Prine song, the title. Father forgive us for what we must do you forgive us and we’ll forgive you we’ll forgive each other til we both turn blue and go whistle and fishin...
The bridge of the Gods and Marquettes sermon on the rock in Normal entries
There’s this town along the Columbia on the Oregon side called Cascade Locks. That’s a hundred percent true. There’s a good place to get ice cream. That’s 98 percent true given that good ice crea...
Off in Normal entries
I’m going somewhere. I have an MRI tomorrow, but the day after I’m going north. I haven’t been in 37 years. Hmmm, not exactly, I haven’t stopped and looked around in 37 years; on a very weird tri...
Type title Here ... in Normal entries
Not sure how honest I can be so I might ramble and I might be honest vicariously. For some strange reason yesterday was hard on me. Christmas is hard on a lot of grown ups; the young grown ups it...
Just because in Adjunct to 8/9/2013 flash friday; a trinity of flashs
I was watching something else entirely and this song insisted itself, so I turned off what I was watching just top find this. I don’t know why. I remember we had just come back from london and wi...
Happy Independence Day in Normal entries
Happy Independence day you Americans. Don’t lose a finger blowing shit up or singe an eyebrow squirting flammable shit on briquettes. I know, you already know that, and yet it’s going to happen. ...
Flash Friday, WTF in Flash Friday
“What flavor are the green ones?” “Holocaust. What about the red ones?” “Tricky, they smell like Jesus H Christ, but taste like moss and almond butter. What about the blue ones?” “A bitchy bouque...
A flash about no flashes, but with prompts and no proofing in Normal entries
So there’s like three or flashs I didn’t write from the prompts because the only thing I remember from anything Henry David Fucking Thoreau wrote is There is no killing time without injuring eter...
“My Jesus H one eyed jack of Christ Born thorny on the tree, there’s the only rub; My star spangled bananer and me …” Coffee mugs thudded on the table. Open fucking mike night. Bad enough they le...
Practice prompted flash, rusty in Flash Friday
Ok, this is my first prompted flash Friday in forever. It’s silly and ill conceived, but took less than fifteen minutes from conception to completion. Now that it’s out of my system I might do a ...
The Colt in Normal entries
Don’t recall if I mentioned finding a little used video shop here or not. I found one. It’s in this little strip center called Brookfield plaza, I have to think real hard to remember that and not...
“Tell me again.” “What?” “Look in my eyes and tell me again.” He looks me straight in the eyes, not blinking. Blue, not like a serene lake in august, blue like a gun. “I didn’t sleep with that wo...
Scraps and flash and stuff like that in Normal entries
So, here are a couple of scraps from the desktop. Ok, the first one could be called a flash, but, I don’t think I was planning on it ending there. The second one is definitely a scrap. I was goin...
Flash Saturday, not even proof read in Flash Friday
The death of Jonas White made about as much sense as anything; not much. I could tell you how it happened, I will tell you how happened, but that’s not making sense of it. It might make it cohere...
Flashing but not fridaying in Normal entries
So amidst the shabby polite squalor of what used to be east lansing, I found a store, the type of which needs shabby squalor to as ambience, the kind that used to litter the bohemian neighborhood...
“ … Grandma divorced him about a month after he told me that. When he died he was alone in that big fucking house, broke his ankle near the fuse box and they guessed he starved to death. Of cours...
The approximate date in Normal entries
I have been writing daily, just not posting. I’d love to say it’s because what I’ve been writing is so deeply personal I’m afraid to share, or so fucking good I’m afraid to get ripped off. Yeah, ...
Mercy Merci in Normal entries
The quality of mercy is not strained; It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven Upon the place beneath. ---- Merchant of Venice (right?) The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for ...