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My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Fuck you, I have brown friends. in The Napkin.
There is the easy comparison of the brown people to the jews before WWII. You know, blame the jews for Germany’s decline, blame Mexicans for RAPING AND DRUG DEALING. Yet I can’t help but think o...
Donald Trump is an Asshole. in The Napkin.
If you think the President has a lot of power, you’re a bit misguided. If those “checks and balances” work, no one person can ruin a country. But what the President does have is a giant microph...
Racism, plain and simple. in The Napkin.
If you think it’s a complete impossibility for the US government to just relocate people, don’t forget the Trail of Tears, or Japanese concentration camps (during WWII), or that we had an entire ...
Immigration. in The Napkin.
My dad was born in Amalapuram, India. He came to this country when he was 16. Does that make me an “anchor baby”? Fuck you, Donald Trump. And go back to where you came from, because you’re an ...
Trickle-Up. in The Napkin.
Trickle-down economics is a lie. But trickle-up economics? If the lower and middle class have more financial security, they’re more likely to buy the things that the upper class is selling.
A Cook in the Navy. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It was always a joke with my grandpa. “I was a cook in the Navy!” A joke, because he didn’t really cook all that much. Grandma always did most of the cooking. Quietly, she told me that he was ...
Observation. in The Napkin.
“Billions of people, just living out their lives.” - Agent Smith
2 lbs meat (1 lb beef, 1 lb turkey shown) 1 egg 1-2 tbsp worcestershire sauce (When you go OOPS because you like certain flavors.) 1 tbsp milk 1 small/medium onion ENTIRE HEAD OF GARLIC. FUCK...
Salading Consent. in The Napkin.
It’s interesting how older people get offended when you politely say “no” to something they’re offering. Like, if your mom makes salad, you politely decline, and she goes on a tirade about how “...
On random hugs. in The Napkin.
After parents give us conditional love, to have anyone give us unconditional love ALWAYS feels so strange. And wanted, reassuring, and kind of awesome in a way we didn’t know possible. That’s pr...
The Idea. in The Napkin.
There’s a post going around tumblr about a guy elected president. He doesn’t really want to be there, so he tries to fuck up horribly. And every single “bad” decision ends up turning out immens...
On Boredom. in The Napkin.
I just realized that I can’t remember the last time I was bored. My general anxiety combined with a compulsive/addictive nature means I either have something to do, or I will FIND something to d...
My dad on Tattoos. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
They make you a lower class They’re unprofessional They’re too permanent Everybody regrets them someday The untattooed body looks nicer It destroys the body It hurts He doesn’t know anybody with...
Roll Credits. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I always love the 4th of July party. There used to be SO MANY people. It felt far more subdued. Still had a good time, somehow better than last year. It felt like a movie ending. I got anxiety...
It's a vast difference. in The Napkin.
I know it was just a playful joke in a thread, but how is a vasectomy “taking one for the team”? Guys. No, not guys. PEOPLE WITH BALLS. Do you have any idea what people with uteruses and vagi...
Tugging. in The Napkin.
I should totally get back into restoring. Can you fathom I have newer online friends who don’t know I’m the Savior of Foreskin™? Foreskins are so cute, everyone should have one. Okay, fine. Fo...
TimmyTraits. in The Napkin.
I feel amused, honored, and loved that when people think of inflicting pain to male genitals or putting things in a butt, they think of me. Not even a recent thing, Dia. Years ago, I had a frien...
Bluffing. in The Napkin.
My dad tried to pull the “this is an Adult Conversation” card tonight, and I couldn’t help but pause and point out that I’m 31.
Cravings. in The Napkin.
I feel like I just had a random Eleventh Doctor moment. I was at the grocery store, saw bologna, and thought OH MY GOD, I LOVE BOLOGNA. So, I bought it. I was just looking through my freezer a...
Play-Fighting. in The Napkin.
My cats are chasing each other. Or, should I say, T’Pol is chasing Kira. T’Pol’s been pestering me for food for the past few hours. Which makes me wonder how they survive when I’m asleep. (Oh...
Awkwarding. in The Napkin.
I was entering ShopRite when I got greeted by someone working there. I go in there all the time, so it threw me off-guard. I said, “Hi. ....Door greeter?” She giggled and said something about ...
Movie Review: Jurassic World. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
An entertaining campy dark comedy. I’m the type of person who laughs at the wrong moments. The entire plot of the movie shouldn’t be a secret to anybody not living under a rock the past twenty y...
Movie Review: Mad Max: Fury Road. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I was looking forward to seeing Mad Max: Fury Road. As a rule, that’s a bad thing. I wanted to like it, because it’s upsetting stupid boys. It felt like a campy 80’s movie with three hours of M...
Sim Philosophy. in The Napkin.
Sometimes I think of myself as a Sim with some detrimental status effects. Hygiene might not be at critical, but a shower never hurt. Fun may still be green, but topping off the fun bar never h...
Water. in The Napkin.
I’m still a believer in the Water Conspiracy. I wrote a (what I see now as badly written) entry thirteen years ago about how businesses are deliberately polluting our waters so they can sell us ...
