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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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What Will We Do With A Drunken Sailor in Hello
Earl-ie in the morning Way hey and up she rises Way hey and up she rises Way hey and up she rises Earl-ie in the morning Woke up early again today a bunch of times. I was able to get back to slee...
Toot Toot And Tut Tut in Hello
Woke up at 6:30 again. 🤦 My oldest brother is coming by later to help set up the new router. Everything SEEMS to be fine but I can’t get it to pull an IP Address. Fudge. All we really have lef...
Yet Again... in Hello
Guess who woke up an hour ago (with heartburn) and couldn’t get back to sleep? It’s a cold Saturday morning, I’m wrapped in a blanket watching The Dark Side Of The Ring marathon and drinking ice ...
Doctor Foodstuffs in Hello
Had a dentist appointment today. Due to a car accident bringing traffic to a dead stop, I rescheduled. The receptionist was awesome and waved the last minute cancellation fee. New appointment ...
Woke up way too early. Still feel like crap and now have a damn headache. Ugh! I’m thinking a nice long hot bath is in order.
If there really is a blood of Christ cult holding onto a vial of his blood…shouldn’t we be cloning him by now? Or is Jesus so disgusted by the modern world that he said fuck his second coming. ...
Life Sucks in Hello
Felt like shit all weekend. Fayetteville reminded me too much of Peacock. Cried my eyes out Sunday night and messaged her. Got an apology filled response so we’ve been talking. I’ve missed my f...
Another Night in Hello
Of standing around. If I leave at break time it’ll be half a point on the point system. I’m seriously considering it. Screw this noise.
Death And Longing in Dreams And Nightmares
No. 1 I was hanging with a group of friends at my grand parents old house. We were watching tv when the acquaintance with the checkered past showed up. Everything was going good till bad guy fl...
Popeye The Sailor Man in Hello
Watching cartoons. Passed put way too early to only wake up way too early. Oh crabapples, did I feel like absolute Hell yesterday. Woke up at ten something and ached all over. Let me start ove...
A brief history…
Friday finally! Last night was boring as crap. No details really, just lots of standing around. I did not care. I was still exhausted (and sore) from the deep clean the night before. My neck s...
Filth, Glorious Filth in Hello
Came up with this title way earlier at work. Tonight’s project? Deep clean the assembly area and I do mean DEEP CLEAN. So much dust i got psychosomatic and started itching all over. We worked ...
Peeing In The Dating Pool in Hello
Hot as Hell shower tonight as I was itchy all over. The assy (heh heh, that’s his new nickname) super ended up having to go to Lowe’s for the polyurethane. Lots of goofing off(ish) tonight. ...
Huffin' Chems in Hello
Stuck in assembly for the unforeseeable future. Tonight was cleaning overspray off the stenciled parts (with my enemy MEK.) Seriously, my throat hurts and nostrils burn. After, we took painter...
I’m not feeling so hot. The comedy gig Saturday night was hilarious. Didn’t stay for the meet and greet. Brad’s opening act, Donnie Sengstack, had a stutter and incorporated that into his act. ...
Tonight Shall Be Fun in Hello
Mike scored us tickets for comedian Brad Williams a few months ago. He takes the stage tonight at 6:30. I’m stoked.
I’m going to go to HR about that guy again because of his BS. Chelsea quit because of his harsh demeanor. Me? I’m a man. To have some fucked younger than me say something like that (last entry)...
Country bros. Those jack asses that rap over country and make videos of their mansions with dumb white bitches shaking their titties in a two piece. I FUCKING HATE THAT. But…I came across this...
The assembly supervisor needs his ass kicked good and hard. He had me sand something down tonight and when I finished I put the tool up and reeled in the air hose. I went to the break room to ge...
Remember: Wear your new back brace to work. Getting off the couch to go pee, I winced with every step down the hall thanks to my back. Did a lot of work hunched over. Been reading and laying on...
Kiss Of Death in Hello
First, my gaming TV goes out on me. Second, my router goes out on me. Tonight the effin’ cable box in the living room crapped out on me. I sleep on the couch with Science Channel (usually) on in...
Halloween Hamburgers in Hello
Grilled burgers tonight for dinner. So juicy! We’ve had to kids come to the door. One dressed as a rabbit and the other as Colonel Sanders and he had a KFC bucket. 😂 I’m currently wrapped in ...
Shooting Up in Drugs 'n Drunk
The only needles I’ve had in my arm were administered by a doctor or a nurse. I have given spoons to friends and have watched them stick their veins. Last time…I used both hands to squeeze the fr...
Stuffed Cat Casserole Ramble in Hello
Grilled chicken breast with zucchini skewers, baked beans and sweet corn. I’m stuffed. The days are a bit lonely now. I miss the random texts from her but I need to move on. Our crazy didn’t m...