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1.) Vote Susan “The Invisible Woman” 2020 - For Transparency In Government 2.) Your band that only plays heavy metal covers of Gordon Lightfoot will be called “Gordon Heavyfoot”. 3.) Get you a m...

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1.) If people end up actually offended after a comedy roast, that can lead to roast beef. 2.) Did they ever do a knock-off of Angry Birds where the projectiles are the head of Aaron Burr? 3.) Ev...

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1.) Where the seamstress for the band in TINY DANCER and the tailor in HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN related somehow? Grandmother and grand daughter? That’s my new head canon. 2.) A mash-up of the X-Fi...

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1.) An evil pastry chef called Infectioner’s Sugar. 2.) If your colostomy bag bursts, it is now a catastrophe bag. 3.) I still like to refer to Bea Arthur’s role in the Star Wars Holiday Special...

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1.) It is a shame that not enough people would understand a parody of Skynyrd’s “Simple Man” about the Charmin mascot Mister Whimple. 2.) There are not enough memes where Bernie Sanders is replac...

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1.) Every individual tree is important. Holy even, maybe. But if you burn down the forest trying to save any one particular tree, you’ve just burned down thousands of important maybe holy individ...

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1.) Just because it’s stupid doesn’t mean it isn’t true. Just because it’s real doesn’t make it right. 2.) In Soviet maudlin pop-country music, Harper Valley widowed wife tells story about YOU. ...

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1.) Interestingly, other than the time crunch, taking an improv class and learning how to be a waiter are really synergistically helping each other. What’s more “yes, and”, what’s more going with...

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1.) If you can find the Bible passage where Jesus says “imprison and humiliate your neighbors for trying to get their children a better life”, show it to me and I’ll buy that these bigots are act...

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1.) “Greed is good” was bad enough in the ’80s, throw “Hate is profitable” on top of it in the ’10s and this is where we are now. 2.) Do you think Manilow would ever stop singing that “I Write Th...

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1.) The enduring paradox of our damned human race is that we don’t live long enough to realize how short life is. It’s too precious to even realize within it how precious the whole thing is, my l...

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1.) What’s blue, lives under the sea and can only sing in lists of things? ATLANTIS MORRISETTE. 2.) All the kids are complaining about “virtue signaling” but I’m the old man complaining about “no...

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1.) In Soviet terrible nu-metal, floor lets the bodies hit you. 2.) Some people can fake it ‘til they make it. Not me. Once I’m good at something, I’m really good, but my confidence comes AFTER m...

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1.) I have taken to calling all of the boring white people cynically trying to become “cool” right-wing social media influencers “Blaynd Rand” collectively. 2.) When I am making fun of a band, I ...

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1.) I wonder how many times people have told members of America that it’s actually called Ventura Freeway. 2.) When you realize the Book of Revelation was just a stoned monk shitposting at Nero, ...

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1.) Cutting a joke from your bit because you know the cartoon THE CRITIC did it better is called “Achem’s Razor”. 2.) I don’t think it’s weird to say that it’d be a much better show were it 900-D...

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1.) How there is no John Wick Airwick tie-in, I’ll never know. How there is no John Wick beef-on-weck, I’ll also never know. 2.) Few people would want to hear a parody of “What A Fool Believes” o...

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1.) I mean, in the end, we get this little slice of being alive on the back of all the things that died to become our constituent parts. Ain’t no opting out of mortality after the fact. Enjoy it ...

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1.) Listen, there were always gay and trans folk, just now they’re coming forward. There were always autistic people, it’s just we’re diagnosing better. There isn’t “estrogen in the water” or “po...

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1.) I mean, I could change up from the Ted Danson based parodies to Charlie Manson with MANSON IN THE MOONLIGHT. Sure. 2.) Avoiding taxation is theft from the shared society that created the stab...

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1.) Now a parody about the obscure and terrible Zelda game for the Philips-CDi THE WAND OF GAMELON, to the tune of Steely Dan’s BABYLON SISTERS, that’d be so out there, I would barely get it even...

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1.) A decital is like a recital except instead of doing something you’ve practiced labouriously, it’s something you’ve never practiced at all. You could do like an improv comedy decital or a impr...

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1.) DINOSAURS was actually from a future where the Jurassic Park dinos over-ran the human race, evolved sapience within generations because of the genetic manipulation and formed a society around...

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1.) I saw a box labeled Mango Chunks and realized that’s now my rap name. 2.) Exhaustion from paper grading is called correctile dysfunction. The only effective treatment is to drop out of academ...

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1.) If you have a psychedelia band from the Flanders region of Belgium and you don’t call yourself “The Flemish Lips” what the hell are you even doing? Break up the band and go sell wooden shoes ...

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