Being realistic in LOL

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In my opinion, dudes with big dicks give off a vibe. I have had intimate knowledge of three of these, and in each case, the dudes just had this confidence, and this air about them. I noticed this before I got to know their dicks. And it's not as though they were all handsome. One was really quite ugly. But, the vibe just attracts you. It must be big dick pheromones.