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Big Brother! part 2
15 – Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Will tells everyone individually that he thinks Lindsay is a whore. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the ...
Trivia comp – Q6 answer and Q7
Last weeks question was: True or false. Red Right Hand was the first song to be used in The X-Files NOT written by Mark Snow? Once again I got no answers. The answer is true. Up till Red Righ...
The use of a little tact or table and other manne
“Big deal. Death goes with the territory. See you in Disneyland.”Richard Ramirez (the ‘Night Stalker’) after being senanced to death for 12 first-degree murders, one second degree murder and t...
I blagged my way into the Barenaked Ladies!
“Watchin’ X-Files with no lights on, We’redans la maison, I hope the Smoking Mans in this one”One Week, Barenaked Ladies. OK that title sounds worse than it is. Heres what happened. I was sup...
Picture this for a Commercial
This is a funny ass story and it is true so be warned. This is a story about a wedding that took place at Clemson University; it was a huge reception and the groom got up on the mic to talk to...
Feeling strange.
No quote. Can’t be arsed. I got my research methods done today. Remember I said it was supposed to be 1000 words? Well it turned out to be just under 2000. Which is a change from the origin...
LIVING IN THE 00’S
“Well Saturday gives what Sunday steals”Tupelo, Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds. You know you’re living in the 00’s when: – 1.You try to enter your password on the microwave. 2.You haven’t play...
TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE, FROM A MAN WHO’S HAD ENOUGH.
If you think you’re fat, you probably are Don’t ask us. We refuse to answer. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up, put it down. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’...
Trivia comp – Q5 answer and Q6
The question asked last week was:There is a clothing label called FUBU. What does FUBU stand for? I got one answer:That would stand for: “For Us By Us” I believe!! It’s An american hip hop styl...
Top 5 survey.
Created by me, influenced by High Fidelity. Top 5 Side 1 Track 1’s/first tracks.1) Head like a hole, NIN, Pretty hate machine2) Smells like teen spirit, Nirvana, Nevermind3) I fought in a war,...
Everybody into the place…
“There’s many a slip twix the cup and the lip”Emilio Estevez, Young Guns. There is a new diary I would like to promote. BetterThanAdrianMole started a public diary where you can make an entry ...
The Chalet Lines
He raped me in the chalet linesThe girl I shared with was away for the nightI couldn’t get up for my shift todayI’ll have to leave the camp now anywayI’ll go to London there’s a mate of mine I k...
Some lists
Top 20 U.S. Town Names I would be most proud to call home (Kristine of Seattle, WA) 20. Boring, Oregon19. Flippin’, Arkansas18. Hooker, Oklahoma17. Intercourse, Pennsylvania16. Loop Loop, Was...
Quote comp – Q3 answer
If you remember, the quote was:“He’ll appear out of nowhere, but he aint what he seems” I had 2 entries this time. The first from Cosmic Rye: I want to say “Red Right Hand” [Comic Rye]. Rule ...
Strange web sites.
As regular readers will know, I have a strange sense of humour. And I thought that I would share some websites that I like and have made me laugh. I would like to thank Cosmic, ‘cos if it was ...
The Top 14 Bad Romance Novel Metaphors or Similes
14) His body was hard, not hard like Milosevic, the Serbian strongman, but hard like the marble on your shower floor, when you fall and bang your knee. 13) Her embrace made his manhood swell li...
I’ve been reviewed!
“You put the service into Protect and Serve”Fox Mulder, The X-Files I asked The Friendly Critic if she could review my diary. And she very kindly did! You can read the review here And I got...
Future entry help needed
“When it’s all used up, mumbo jumbo interwoven crap.”Dry-erase board life, Dane Stewart Right. I have an idea for a future entry. What I plan to do is a page (or two) with links to wierd webs...
Top ten reasons for Nuclear Cleansing of the US
1. Montana and the Dakotas aren’t even cool enough to function as subsidiary prairie provinces. 2. If not, soon the joint corporation of Coca-Cola-Disney-Nike-Microsoft will reign supreme. And...
IS THERE A SANTA CLAUS?
by Joel Potischman and Bruce Handy As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renowned scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1991) – I am pleased to p...
Trivia comp – Q4 answer and Q5
In case you had forgotten here was the question:In which country is Coca-Cola NOT the biggest selling soft drink? And I actually got some answers this time!My guess goes to China [Comic Rye] I’...
Andy did you hear about this one?
Stolen from DeathWarmedUp. 1) On average, how many hours a day do you spend on OD?About 1 hour 2) What is your main use of the internet? Wasting time 3) What 3 songs would you like played at ...
Advice needed
“Noel Gallagher gets to meet Tony fucking Blair and we meet Fidel Castro.”Nicky Wire, Our Manics In Havana. OK here’s the deal. As people will have seen from previous surveys, I would like to ...
Thanks for the help
“It’s been emotional”Big Chris, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels To understand this entry, read the previous entry. Thanks to everyone concerned for the advice. After some consideration I ...
It’s just like the ocean under the moon…
Stolen from Cosmic (I will steal your crown): 1. How old do you WISH you were?I’m happy as I am 2. Where would you rather be more than anything right now?Hugging someone 3. Whats the cruelest...
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All my old OD entries
