Andy did you hear about this one? in OD

  • March 26, 2001, midnight
  • |
  • Public

Stolen from DeathWarmedUp.

1) On average, how many hours a day do you spend on OD?
About 1 hour

2) What is your main use of the internet?
Wasting time

3) What 3 songs would you like played at your funeral? One for the entrance, one for the service and one for the exit.
Entrance: Ashes to Ashes, David Bowie. Service: Everything Must Go, Manic Street Preachers. Exit: These Are The Days Of Our Lives, Queen

4) Which 6 celebrities would you like to see in Big Brother?
All of the Manic Street Preachers, Liam Gallagher, Tony Blair and Graham Coxon.

5) If you could play a trick on someone, who would it be and what would it be?
Dunno really

6) If you could choose between one night of passion with someone who you REALLY love or having $1000(or £1000 for any Brits) every day for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
I’d find a way to cheat and get both

7) Cure all disease or end world poverty?
End world poverty.

8) If you could have any musical artist play a song just for you, what would it be?
Manic Street Preachers perform Wannabe

9) What is your dream job?
Film director

10) You are offered a chance to cheat at the lottery to win $10,000,000 (or £10,000,000). There is a 50%chance that you will be discovered. Do you do it?
Hell yeah!

11) If you could have ANY animal in the world as a pet, what would it be?
Either a python or a tarantula.

12) You start up a charity. Who is it for?
Me! Only joking. The Cancer Aid and Support Helpline. Just put the initials on the cheque.

13) What is your earliest memory?
Falling asleep during ET

14) If you could be in any cartoon, what would it be?
Ren and Stimpy. Happy, happy, joy joy!

15) The world is about to be destroyed. Do you remain calm or shit your kegs?
Remain calm. It’s out of my control.

16) Do you find it funny that chickens run around after they’ve had their heads chopped off?
Yup

17) Would you rather be overweight or underweight?
I’m fine as I am.

18) If you could banish anybody to a 100m deep pit, who would it be? Why?
Titney Spheres for polluting the airwaves.

19) Do you like children and if so, do you plan to have them in the next 5 years?
Yes and possibly

20) You are on a small, private plane and suddenly an engine blows. The pilot tells you that someone has to jump out in order for everyone else to survive. Is it likely that you would be the person to jump?
Do you think I’m mad or something?

21) Is there anybody that knows the REAL you?
Nope. And that is how I like it.

22) To you, is 6 months a long term or short term relationship?
Comfort zone

23) Do you think it’s possible to have a long distance relationship?
No. Speaking from experience.

24) Would you rather have a long, boring life or a short, exciting life?
Short, exciting.

25) If you could change one thing about your body, what would it be?
Nothing. Honest.


Last updated February 14, 2026


Loading comments...

You must be logged in to comment. Please sign in or join Prosebox to leave a comment.