Stolen from Cosmic (I will steal your crown):
1. How old do you WISH you were?
I’m happy as I am
2. Where would you rather be more than anything right now?
Hugging someone
3. Whats the cruelest thing youve ever done?
Tried to convince someone that it would be a good idea to jump out a window on the thirteenth floor of a building.
4. Have you ever skydived?
I’d like to
5. Do you enjoy watching cooking shows?
Not particularly
6. Have you ever ordered something off of the home shopping network?
Don’t have it
7. Where have all the cowboys gone?
West
8. Do aliens exist?
Ask Carlos Santana
9. If so, are you one of them?
No, I’m a hamster
10. Who let those god damn dogs out?
Don’t know, don’t care
11. Isnt it ironic, dontcha think?
A little too ironic
12. If peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did peter piper pick?
None. The greedy bastard ate them all
13.Are you free, single, sexy and sweet?
I’m free, single, not sure about sexy or sweet. I am apparently cute.
14. If so, can I have your number?
Yeah, its 12
15. All of my life, where have you been?
Dunno
16. What is the cheesiest pick-up line youve ever heard?
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
17. What is the smallest number ‘A’ can represent if ‘A x 6 – 1’ is not a prime number?
No good at maths
18. Wasssup???!!!
Nowt
19. Do “wasssup?!” commercials annoy you?
Yes indeedy
20. Do the people who stand outside of TRL and scream tick you off?
What’s TRL when it’s at home?
21. Isnt Britney Spears such a whore?
She is the spawn of the devil
22. How do you do it, make me feel like I do?
Dunno. You feeling alright?
23. Would you choose water over wine, hold the wheel and drive?
No
24. Do you know what songs the last 2 questions came from?
No
25. If not, you suck.
How do you know? You don’t know me. I’m telling my mummy on you!
26. Whats wrong with question #25?
I would explain but I have plans for the rest of this year
27. Where do babies come from?
Storks deliver them
28. Ewww….for real?
No, they live inside your muumys tummy
29. You down wit O.P.P.?
Yup.
30. Cloning- cool or creepy?
Creepy
31. Have you ever watched the sun come up?
Nope
32. Do you like brand names?
Nope
33. Wheres the love?
Dunno
34. Do you wear glasses?
Nope. Used to
35. Como esta usted?
Fit?
36. Do you like guys/girls/other?
Gals
37. Are you homophobic?
Nope
38. Isnt this survey hella cool?
Widen the doors so that this person can get their head through
39. Are you an Independent Woman?
Well, as I’m not a woman
40. Can you pay my bills, bills, bills?
No
41. Is it just me, or is it cold in here?
In hell? You must be strange.
42. What time is it?
1:50
43. Are you late for a hot date?
Nope
44. Do these pants make my but look big?
Honey, it’s not the pants. Your butt IS big
45. When is the last time you bathed?
Friday
46. Do you believe in astrology?
No
47. Do you love me, now that I can dance?
No cos I still can’t. Why you wanna hurt me?
48. How much cash do you have on you?
£0.00
49. Who’s at the top of your hitlist?
Where do I start?
50. What color is your toothbrush?
Red
51. Who do you love?
Someone who’s name I don’t even know
52. Are you supersticous?
No
53. Did I spell superticious correctly?
Don’t think so. Isn’t it spelt siorncuks ufjenmdfo?
54. Oday ouyay peaksay igpay atinlay?
Fit you havering aboot noo?
55. What will you do immediatly after you finish this survey?
Probably roll up and have a smoke.
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