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Quote comp – quote 11
If you cast your mind back to a week ago, you will remember that last weeks quote was:“And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell.” <a href=http://www.opendiary.com/entrylist.asp?...
More notage quotage
I have decided that the coolness of notes is directly proportional to the product of the coolness of the note-leaver times the surreality of the note. The surreality index may be replaced by the...
Even more notage quotage
*Shoots you in the leg* [Wodge] Cool. You want to meet me. =o) I’m going to be visiting the UK in a year or two… I forsee that I will have to beat down a door during that visit. =o) Have a gr...
I’ve taken a couple of uppers…
…”I’ve downed a couple of downersBut nothing compares to these blue and yellow, purple pills.”Purple Pills, D12 I got a loan of their album from one of my housemates. And he has made me a Emin...
Strange weekend
Yesterday was boring. Watched Transformers the movie (one of my housemates actually bought it!), Pop Idol (how good was the guy with the stammer?) Popstars In Their Eyes (go George!), An audien...
Ther’s too much love
I could hang about and burn my fingersI’ve been hanging out here waiting for something to startYou think I’m faultless to a ‘t’My manner set impeccablyBut underneath I am the same as you I coul...
Last question here survey.
I’m feeling creative. I may do some writing later (I already have a phrase I want to include in it). But for now, this will have to do. The idea (nicked from a few places) is that when answer...
Next answer first survey.
This is exactly the same as the last survey, but in this case, you answer the next question on the list. You’ll see what I mean. William Forbes 1) What is your name?23 2) How old are you? Ca...
THE OJ TRIAL AS TOLD BY DR. SEUSS
I got this from the wonderfully titled killmywife.com Enjoy. I did not kill my lovely wife.I did not slash her with a knife.I did not bonk her on the head.I did not know that she was dead. I ...
The Internet: Intelligence is Possible
Another in my series of take the piss out of tennyboppers entries. shocking language and photographs used to convey the severity of the problem at hand On the internet, no one really knows you...
Trivia comp – question 2
I knew there was summat I needed to do today. This. If you recall, last weeks question was:How many Oscars did Stanley Kubrick win in his lifetime? The first answer came from SwankyBich:1..wh...
OD survey (yes, I know)
Look, I know I said that I would not do any surveys for a while, but I saw this one in de Blanches diary and could not resist. It is a survey about OD itself. Enjoy. And please don’t shoot me...
Hello it’s us again.
The voices told me to say that. So what’s happening with me? I have a job interview. Well, I have been asked to go to a “recruitment day”. Having been to one of those things for this company...
Blood atonement
I originaly posted this in the CWPD but thought you lot would enjoy it. Are you aware of the Mormon doctrine of Blood Atonement? It is a quaint little piece of their faith and unlike the practi...
Quote comp – quote 10
Yes, it reaches double figures. Last weeks quote:“Can’t wait to tell my friends.” First answer came from purple_mage:I am sure that has to be said in “friends” probably by monaca when she bags...
Pure self – indulgence
This entry refers to other entries in this diary. It is split into two parts:surveys what I wrote andentries I am proud of. Ready? SURVEYS Film quote survey Music quote survey Survey exper...
Me is…
I decided to do this. These are my results:The test itselfI am WilliamI am a studentI am confusedI am a film fanI am 23I am from ScotlandI am singleI am into cross – stitchI am depressiveI am ...
Do you miss me?
Another stolen survey. This time from Couplandesque. Enjoy. name: Will age: 23 1.) what is one thing you couldn’t live without and why: Music, cos I try to surround myself with it as often ...
I wish to register a complaint!
Yes, at the moment I’m listening to the ‘Dead Parrot’ sketch. Did you know that it started out as a broken toaster sketch? I’m fine. I spent yesterday painting. One of my housemates is an ar...
10 things I hate about you.
Well, not really. this is a brilliant survey I stole from *DialOne*ForGlamour*. Are you sick of positive surveys? Well this one’s for you. What is the worst thing or part about the following...
Now I know my ABC’s…
Another interesting stolen survey. (Stolen from Lovely) Why can’t I write a survey this interesting? *ABC SURVEY* *A-Age: 23 *B-Best Friend: A choice between Lewis, Lindsay and Brian *C-Ch...
Challenge the system.
“You want answers?I think I’m entitled to them.”A Few Good Men Yup, that’s what i’ma gonna do on Tuesday. Y’see, the union and my Uni hosted the Orange Enjoy Music Tour around easter. They ar...
More survey stealing
Stolen from Corbeau (again). **PERSONAL** Name: Wiliam Age: 23 Gender: Male Birthday: January 19 1978 Zodiac: Capricorn Height: About 5″10 hair: Dark eyes: Greeny blue with a hint of br...
I have somewhere to live!
“Ooh, I’m so pleased! Can I trade in the children for more cash?”Anya, Real Me You lot will probably remember my entry a couple of days ago about my lack of living area. Well good news. I now...
Return of the trivia comp.
Rules? Go here I know that they are the rules for the quote comp. It’s just that as the rules for trivia comp are similar, it would be like retyping them. Which is stoopid. One rule change....
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