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On Friday night I went to the rock night at The Palace nightclub as per usual, after borrowing money from my mother. I went to get a drink from the bar and I saw a hand made sign behind the bar...

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Last weeks quote:And I’m almost out of that nancy boy hair gel I like so much. I’ve lost thheir emails but I know that Corbeau and Oribeth got it right. It’s from Angel, Season 1, the one with...

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Terrorists viewed the World Trade Center as the financial heart of the United States. Two gleaming towers of greed and arrogance. Two phallic odes to unadulterated capitalism. Two 9-5 homes of i...

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“When people think we’re going to get $1.65 million and we’re still complaining, they think we must be greedy,” said Steve Push, treasurer of the organization Families of September 11 and widowe...

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To the tune of Seymore Stein by Belle and Sebastian. Seaman’s crying – he’s not lonelyI caught a glimpse of people’s faceIt was everyone just crying Half a world awayAnticipate the planeFor 23...

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Letters to the town council – Extracts from actual letters sent to various Town Councils and Housing Associations throughout Britain: 1. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfire...

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Last weeks quote:I know a mouse, and he hasn’t got a house. First to answer was Corbeau:Quote: I know a mouse, and he hasn’t got a house. Answer: The song “Bike” by Pink Floyd. Following li...

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As always, thanks to Rodge for the format. (I wonder how much I owe him in royalties?) I made it in twice? I thought you had to, like, be funny or something… [Svlad Cjelli] Two things I lear...

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umm, see the spike thing works, stick with it [Apprentice Survivor] Oh, oh, drool, drool. Spike is the sexiest creature in the history of the universe. Why were more girls not flocking to you?...

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lol.. i love the simpsons [freakfrmND] Wicked quotes! My personal favorite was when the Superintendent was in the school and he heard Flanders (who was the Principal) give a prayer on the int...

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Darn it!! I was so hoping I”d know the answer to the first one. I’d feel so darn special. Ah well. These things happen. Take care matey. Danni Easy peasy Japanesy! [Karma Girl] That deffina...

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I love the Hannibal Lecter books. I’ve lost count of how often I’ve read them. The films have been mixed, however. Silence of the Lambs was, in my opinion, not worthy of the praise it has got...

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Yoinked from Corbeau. Insert Survey Here: What’s on your bedside table? My alarm clock, a container holding my certificate of ordination and cigarette papers and my remote control caddy with m...

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You carry a stake, just in case You find yourself quoting the show and laugh hystericallly at the quotes while Your friends stare you like they don’t know you After coming home and seeing ...

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The rest of the world will rejoice if Denmark beat England tomorrow. The English have been by far the most boring team at these World Cup finals. I’m sure most neutrals will be happy to see th...

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First if all, another anonymous note! Sorry, but stupidity (like yours) makes me cease to think. Now, if only stupidity like mine could stop them breathing then this world would be a much bet...

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I stole this from Rodge. Who yoinked it from elsewhere. Don’t ask me where, I can’t remember. 1. Look around you. what is the most beautiful thing you can see?: A picture of my sisters gradua...

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I supose I asked for this. I have seen this note left in other diaries and I said that if anyone left the note, unsigned, in my diary I would treat it to my patented Slag Off Anonymous Note(© W...

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Taken from ‘Killer Cults – Murderous Messiahs and their Fanatical Followers’ by Brian Lane. “It was about 700BC when thye Jewish tribes were driven from their lands by the conquering Assyrians,...

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Yup. You can’t keep a good comp down. Returning (yet again) is the quote competition. The Rules: 1) Every Tuesday (internet access permitted) I will post a quote in my diary. 2) This quote ...

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Going to OD+ after checking my email (as I must to return here as they steadfastly refuse to put in a direct link here. One line of code. How dificult would that be?) and I got the following m...

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Here we go. Another 100th entry (this time 600, can’t wait to reach 666 entries :¬[ ) and lets get straight to the questions, shall we? Rodge asked in a note left in my last peoples interview ...

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Remember when you were young, you shone like the sunShine on you crazy diamondNow there’s a look in your eyes, like black holes in the skyShine on you crazy diamondYou were caught in the crossfi...

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I’ll start off with one of my favourite activities. That’s right. For all of you who have missed this, it time to Take The Piss Out Of An Anonymous Note!(© 2000 Will Forbes, All Rights Reverse...

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You may have heard me talk about Julie before in here (try the May Ball entry). Wierd friendship we have. Anyhoo it’s her birthday on Friday. As I’m going home on Sunday, we met up last night...

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