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by Phillipe Dambournet It all figures now. Once you realize GWB is really the Energizer Bunny, it explains: – Why he called his political autobiography ‘A Charge to Keep’ – Why the Republica...

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[Praying heavenward] Homer: I’m not normally a religious man, but if you’re up there, save me, Superman! Bart: Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to wo...

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1) Who is your best friend?Lewis, Julie, Helen. 2) Whom do you love?Not saying 3) What do you do in your job?I’m a student. Apparently 4) Do you know what? I’m going to slope off early tonig...

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Yoinked from Apprentice Survivor. A- I am from Aberdeen B- Belle & Sebastian are one of my favourite bands C- my middle name is Charles D- I have a friends number stored in my phone as D...

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Right, I’ll admit it. *Deep breath* My name is William Forbes and I am addicted to Paul Thomas Anderson films. I first became addicted to PTA when Boogie Nights was released and I worked in a...

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Never made it as a wise manI couldn’t cut it as a poor man stealin’Tired of livin’ like a blind manI’m sick of sight without a sense of feelingThis is how you remind meThis is how you remind me ...

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I recovered from the May Ball (well, just about) in time to go to the Interlink party on Friday. It was fun as usual. I actually dragged my leather looking black shirt with the studs out of hi...

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BIG TWO DEFECTION IS NON-STARTER AS GANG OF 10 AND ENGLISH CHIEF DISMISS IDEA May 13 2002 Alan Mccabe ABERDEEN chief executive Keith Wyness has launched a scathing attack on the Old Firm and N...

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I’m sorry. I don’t have the words for how this makes me feel. By Kim Griggs in Wellington, New Zealand A new economic model could improve our understanding of how to help endangered speci...

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As a matter of fact, the people who love the children in Wisconsin are the people of Wisconsin. To put it in Midland, Texas terms, any time we get a hint, we’re following up on it. I want to...

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This is my last entry about attending a May Ball. And what you are reading is my latest entry about attending a May Ball. Everyone clear? Goody goody. (I’m going to attempt a really long and...

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Had an OK week this week. Sunday I took part in the quiz at the Union as usual. Unusually, my team (well, the two of us who were there) came joint third. I got:A Kronenbourgh 1664 t-shirt (wh...

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By The Associated Press 05.03.02 SAN FRANCISCO — California’s highest court has ruled Nike Inc. can be sued by an activist alleging the athletic shoe and apparel maker violated false-advertisi...

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Giggle – I was shocked to see I was in there – and I’m actually quite funny. Is it bad when you make yourself laugh? [pomplemous] I think I note you prolifically. I think I snog you even more ...

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Jolly hockey sticks – good to see all is fun and well. in a nut shell. dont know what your middle name is, but if it was say, Thomas – then people say your initials in their diaryies all the t...

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The owner of the Takin’ Care of Business cleaning service reportedly did first-class work on his job at Richmond International Airport in Virginia. As it turns out, he was cleaning up in more wa...

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‘Alex Ferguson is the best manager I’ve ever had at this level. Well, he’s the only manager I’ve actually had at this level. But he’s the best manager I’ve ever had.’ David Beckham ‘If you d...

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If you dont want Buffy ruined (it’s a picture) look away now. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Right. Here w...

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The United States has invented a new category of captive, not covered by the Geneva Convention: ‘unlawful combatants’. And it has made sure that nobody can question this unilateral designation b...

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Remember the great Tuesday I had last week? Well, yesterday was just as good. Started with the bloody “Meet Your Exec” stall. This is where two members of exec comittee go and sit somewhere i...

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Taken from a competiton run by Empire online Readers’ suggestions: A Broom For Romeo’s Arse (Simon W)An Officer in a Gentleman (Lachlan F)Assault With Penis Thirteen (JS)Atlantis: The Lust Em...

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Again taken from Empire online Actual porn titles: 12 Horny MenA Tale of Two TittiesBig Trouble in Little VaginaButtman ForeverCharlie’s AnalsDesperately Spanking SusanDone in 60 SecondsDumb ...

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Well not according to emode’s “How evil are you?” test. good evil Well, you’re kinda evil. They haven’t reserved a place for you in Hell yet, but the leasing agents are starting their calls. ...

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This is the inspiration for the West Wing quote I posted in here. Enjoy. For those of you that are not following the recent controversy that has to do with Laura Schlessinger: she is a radio pe...

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The next bulletin was from someone called ‘Andura Smetacek’ who claimed Chapela was in league with environmental groups and added, wrongly, that his paper was “not a peer-reviewed research artic...

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