parody of STP's Creep in song parodies

hungry as a horse
won't eat oats of course
getting sick of beef
gets stuck in my teeth
glad I've got all day
don't want to use microwaves
good food takes some time
USDA pork that's prime

take time with a country ham
so it's nice and moist
take time with a country ham
if the cut is choice
take time with a country ham
I don't mean to foist, so much to hoist

(a half ham on rotisserie
and I see that's a tasty
honey glaze) (X3)
yes, a half-ham on rotisserie, half-ham on rotisserie

feelin' less than loved
think I'll use dry rub
pineapple and rum
juice-injector gun
the other white meat
so delicious I could weep
for safety guaranteed
push thermometers in deep

take time with a country ham
so it's nice and moist
take time with a country ham
if the cut is choice
take time with a country ham
I don't mean to foist, so much to hoist

(a half-ham on rotisserie
and I see that's a tasty
honey glaze) (X3)
a half-ham on rotisserie, half-ham on rotisserie