Marrchage The Eighth in idea barrages

1.) Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Because Danny Trejo LET him.

2.) One of the stars of GREYS ANATOMY is returning but the bigger news is that GREYS ANATOMY is still on the air.

3.) We're not supposed to call them "soccer uniforms". We're supposed to call them "footy pajamas".

4.) Is there an e-cigarette designed to look like a sonic screwdriver yet?

5.) A version of STP "creep" about cooking ham?

6.) Honestly? I've been sublimating too much external negativity. Now on, I'm only gonna be negative if it comes from inside of me.

7.) My favourite children's show that's a spin-off of a tertiary FULL HOUSE character is DEFINITELY "Yo Gibbler Gibbler".

8.) Education for the incarcerated isn't "free college" its an attempt to give them a platform to avoid becoming repeat offenders. It's win/win.

9.) You'll be judged on the depth of your mercy. You'll survive on your ability to know when it's being taken advantage of. It's not either/or.

10.) Maybe Indiana Jones 4 is so bad because he DID die in that fridge and this is all just his hallucination at the moment of death.