The Ides of Marrchage 4 in idea barrages

1.) Is there fan-fiction about Mr. Drysdale being a swinger and getting it on with The Millionaire and His Wife pre-Island?

2.) Fan-fiction where Miss Hathaway drops the facade of pining for Jethro and comes on to Elly Mae would also be acceptable.

3.) Soon, Tyler The Creator and Tyler Perry will merge Voltron-style into Tyler The Destroyer and herald The End-Times.

4.) If you are dating a goth chick, a funeral wreath for Valentine's Day is a pro-move.

5.) I like to believe that the Amish brand of luggage is called Mennonite.

6.) A movie about a high-stakes car race through zombie country called CANNIBAL RUN.

7.) Keep Depends close and your enemas even closer.

8.) One thing that would be nice about having a job again would be the ability to go to movies I'm not CERTAIN I'm gonna like.