The Ides of Marrchage 3 in idea barrages

1.) Writing parodies of Springsteen is difficult as the only reason I'd ever listen to Springsteen is so as to write parodies of Springsteen.

2.) There is a misspelling in the already stupid-ass "Trending" bar on facebook and it makes me SO ANGRY for some reason.

3.) Panic At The Disc-Slip #oldbands

4.) I really missed out by not writing a version of that godawful "Friday" song about Pi-day, didn't I?

5.) Say what you will about Kermit but he sure goes whole hog for hog hole.

6.) A very confused Southern state senator trying to ban Dance Dance Evolution.

7.) So iterations of Windows are like Star Trek movies? Every other one?

8.) The only way to defeat Hypnotoad is with, of course, Hypnopotamus.