Weekend... in 2018

So me and my bff and her hubby went to Memphis for the weekend.

My weekend started off horribly, but not because of them. On Friday night I ran some errands… Costco and TSC. I looked up some hotels and spent time organizing my ipod. When I realized it was nearly 1am I headed to bed. Only I turned off my light and as I came out of my bathroom and headed towards the bed, I stepped in pee and went sliding and knocked myself off balance and hurt my fucking hip. I stood there silently screaming for a few minutes before deciding if I could put weight on it yet. I’m ok, but it’s still sore.

Then I slept too late on Saturday and finally made myself get up and get ready for geek girl brunch. It was Disney themed this month and I really thought I would enjoy it. I was wrong. I was running late because it was across town and once I got there I immediately start talking to my bff bc we needed to figure out the leaving timeline. One of the officer chicks comes up and very bitchily tells me I’m at a certain table and that we need to sit down bc they’re fixing to take orders.

Ok.... I was this close to cussing this chick and leaving. A. I’m an adult and I will sit wherever I goddamn please. I do not need you to tell me where to sit like a child. B. I come to these things to socialize with people I know and like, not to make new friends. C. I’m pretty sure that I can tell when I waitress comes around and make sure to put my order in, and if not, that’s on me. I didn’t go off, but I told my bff I probably would not be back and I will definitely be complaining to the group.

So then the fucking thing ran over on time. And my bff had gone to a con that morning to get William Shatner’s autograph and the authenticator wasn’t there yet so she had to run back by to pick up her stuff. The brunch started at 11:30 and was supposed to end at 2. I figured I would be back to my house by 3 and have plenty of time before her hubby got off work. By the time she got done and met me at her house and then we ran by the pharmacy… it was like 4:30 or later before we got back to my house. So by the time I cleaned up after animals and fed some and grabbed my stuff, it was nearly 6 before we got on the road. Just kill me.

So we got to Memphis around 9 and got checked in to our hotel and went to eat. The bbq place we went to was open til 11 thankfully. My original ex bf (from when I was 18, let’s call him D) was going to meet us for dinner, but he got caught up at work and couldn’t make it. The ribs I got were delicious. After, we went back to the hotel and crashed.

The next morning we got up early and got our stuff together and went downstairs to get breakfast. Once I was down there my phone was like you have all the texts. Apparently my dad texted me at 2am in response to my rib picture to bring him some. D had texted at about 3am because he couldn’t sleep and wanted to know where I was so he could come cuddle up with me. And F texted me at 5:40 in the morning also in response to my rib pic. At first I just thought my phone had gone crazy, but no… F had texted me that early bc he was working a double on Sunday.

So we went to the pyramid thing with the bass pro shop and D met us there. We walked around a little bit and then headed to ikea. We made a pit stop at target so the bff could get a shirt bc she was burning up in the shirt she’d brought. And what is up with all the crop tops in target??? But then we walked ikea. I think D liked it.... he’d never been. K got like 5 bookshelves and some random stuff. I only got a couple rugs and a mortar and pestle for my mom. I knew I didn’t really need anything. But everyone got along real well. K’s hubby really got along well with D.

Then we went to get lunch. My other friend (P) met us there. He’s an awkward shy type, but I like him. K… not so much. But we all enjoyed lunch. P had to leave after a while bc he works nights and needed to get some sleep. I walked him out and when I gave him a hug goodbye I ran my fingernails down his side and he was like quit it you’re gonna cause problems. Basically he hasn’t had sex in 2 years and any stimulation is too much. We hugged for a bit and said goodbye.

I went back in the restaurant and the test of us left a little bit later. When I hugged D bye he was trying to tickle me and bite my neck a little bit. Tease....

Once I got back in my vehicle. K’s hubby was like why don’t you date him and I’m like I did date him and he’s like no I mean now.... probably bc he lives in another state dude…

So then we headed back, went to their house and got their stuff unloaded. Then went by the brewery and had a cookies and creme beer… so yummy.

Today wasn’t too bad. I was tired and didn’t want to get up, but I managed. I did get to hug on and kiss F for a bit today which was nice. His birthday is this week and I really want to cuddle up with him but I doubt it’ll happen. His little whatever apparently lost her job… I hope he manages to get rid of her soon.

And on a final note… my little jerk pig finally rolled over tonight and let me cut his hooves....