2/8 Barrage Part 2 in idea barrages

1.) What no one points out about the Nye-Ham debate that can heal our torn nation: they were BOTH wrong for using Mac laptops.

2.) De Beers Diamond Cartel: We Put The "Gem" In "Hegemony"!

3.) Picard loyalists have a one-Trek mind.

4.) When we're all fighting zombies, there'll be no time to mass produce cereal. It'll be Post apocalyptic.

5.) The idea that the Creature From The Black Lagoon is actually an incredibly suave lawyer in Miami is just an urbane legend.

6.) "Thank you for this ball gown, Fairy Godmother, but you forgot the bra." "I can fix that! Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boobs!"

7.) These people claiming THE LEGO MOVIE is anti-consumerist propaganda, they haven't noticed the Happy Meal toys, have they.

8.) Think some media made a deal w/ Russia? "Let us talk about stray dogs and bad toilets we'll let you off on all the horrifying homophobia"?

9.) It's a sitcom about a bunch of anime fanboys. It's called EVERYBODY LOVES RAMEN.

10.) A sci-fi movie where a helmsman yells "SHIP IS CRITICAL!" and then the computer tells the captain "I HATE YOUR SHIRT!"

11.) You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have, the Hegelian dialectic, the Hegelian dialectic.

12.) There's not gonna be any more Shreks, right? I don't wanna hear Mike Myers sing along to Lady Gaga about his "ogre face".

13.) A shirt of the 7up Spot and The Dominos Noid high-fiving would sell like 5 million copies to hipsters.

14.) To piss off the Russians, we should start referring to it as the bicuriousathalon.

15.) Bible Summer Camp: Where Reading Is FUN-damental... ist.