dxvii in idea barrages

1.) The great thing about AIM ending and making friendster and ICQ jokes about it is that google-plus is actually still around but not even relevant enough to even be compared to myspace.

2.) TITANIC but whenever you cut to Leo’s drawings, they’re like… crude crayon drawings. Absolutely no other changes but every single drawing is like by a five year old with emotional problems.

3.) The only Lifetime Anything Trump appointees should get are Lifetime Television Movies about what idiots and jerks they are.

4.) Lucas named Jar-Jar as such thinking everyone would love him so much that he could market Jar-Jar Peanut Butter And Jelly Jar Jar-Jars. He was wrong on as many levels humanly possible.

5.) I love how that NXIUM sex-cult is definitely just Dollar-Store Scientology with the serial numbers filed off. It’s always weird to think that whenever I drove through Albany, I was always driving past a self-help sex cult and Chloe from Smallville was involved.

6.) I’m just saying if the new Matt Damon film were called HONEY I SHRUNK JASON BOURNE and was actually about that, it would be most interesting.

7.) If I must have a best-of album, I demand it at least be called TEN POUNDS OF HITS IN A FIVE POUND SACK.

8.) Maybe if we just all got frequent full-body massages like our pets do, maybe we wouldn’t start wars and invent ride-sharing services, maybe we’d just stretch out and bat at rays of sunshine like more civilized animals.

9.) Another great set of knuck tattoos would be SELF and CARE.

10.) Whenever I hear of a jet-ski, I’m always briefly confused into thinking someone is making fun of a Russian jet.

11.) The less said about Cookie’s uncle The Dookie Monster, the better.

12.) In NY, there are ads for pants to make your butts look smaller. In LA, there are ads for pants to make your butt look bigger. In Iowa, I dunno, the ads are probably for growing bigger corn.