Lil' nugget/Mr Hanky. in Holy Shit!
- Nov. 23, 2017, 1:18 p.m.
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So apparently one of my workmates has some sort of bodily health problem. I’m not sure why Kirsty (a chick in my department) felt the need to tell me this, but I guess it’s work-gossip now.
Someone found feces on the floor in our staff-room. I know, gross right? I’m glad this happened on a shift I wasn’t on haha, apparently my manager had to clean it up.
Naturally, management wanted to know how it got there, so they reviewed the CCTV footage.
It was one of the produce guys. He was just walking along and it fell out the bottom of his pants. He was completely oblivious to it even happening. I assume it must’ve gotten cleaned up before he walked back past it again. There’s high-traffic in the lunch-room.
I was like (to Kirsty), “Does he not wear underwear?” That was my first reaction, like, wouldn’t his underwear have caught that before it could escape his pants? And we all wear long slacks so that must’ve taken some effort to make it’s way out lol.
Haha, I probably should have pre-warned not to be eating before reading this, but too late now!
And of course he was rostered on today. Does he know? Does he know everyone else knows? How embarrassing if he knew we knew. So I just kept quiet and chatted to him as normal. I mean, having shit fall out of your pants surely can’t be a normal thing. Like, does he have a weak bowel? Is that such a thing? Should I accidentally-on-purpose drop a heap of ‘Depends’ in front of him as I’m doing my work? “Whoops! So sorry. Must’ve slipped out.”
I am so mature.
I’m not sure why I wrote about this. I’ve just never heard of anything like this happening before.
Deleted user ⋅ November 23, 2017
He could have an ostomy bag either way whoever reviewwed the CCTV video and then told other people should be fired and then sued by this man personally if it is a legitimate medical condition
KissOfLife! Deleted user ⋅ November 23, 2017
I was like, "Why did you tell me this? I didn't need to know!" because then it was all I could think about. I thought it better to just treat him as normal. I mean, shit happens :P
Deleted user KissOfLife! ⋅ November 23, 2017
Hahahaha
=bernard= ⋅ November 24, 2017
For the life of me I can not understand how someone can shit themselves and not know it. Like you I was thinking he must not wear underwear, but still you would think there's the sensation of peristalsis, I should think that that would kind of clue you into the fact you've just shit yourself. Ah, well, I guess we'll never know.
crunchie ⋅ November 24, 2017
This has got to be one of the strangest things I've ever heard 😳. Surely you feel poo topple down your leg even if you don't feel it come out of your bum. Poor guy surely he has some condition. I just re read your title LOL
KissOfLife! crunchie ⋅ November 26, 2017
Haha, I only realized after that only South Park fans would get it :P
aussie_powers ⋅ November 25, 2017
Poor guy
Fawkes Gal ⋅ November 27, 2017
This reminds me of the girl who shit herself on the Flavor of Love and dropped a deuce on the floor. She was all, "It happens to everybody sometimes!" IT DOES?
kmh. ⋅ December 02, 2017
Poor bugger, there must be some issue going on there.