I am an average girl. Mostly.
A mother. A teacher. A slut and a whore. An overachiever with a less than politically correct sense of humor. A lover, a caregiver, a voracious reader, a CNN junkie, a role model and sometimes I do drugs.
None of it makes sense. I recognize that. I have accepted this bizarre dichotomy that I have created. It is my own and for that I am proud.
A good writer compiles their prose in a cohesive manner. My life is not cohesive. At any given moment I could be any of the identities listed above. Perhaps, you can relate.
So, here is to finding solace in something other than giving the kids snacks and a movie so that I can lock myself in the bathroom to masturbate. Here is to my champagne life…
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