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Help! Please! in A Champagne Life
My daughter is six. Over the past two years there have been many changes in our house and she has grown to become quite anxious. She is currently in counseling, we took her to the neurologist j...
Daddy issues in A Champagne Life
So the boy and I have been talking to that little, adorable play thing lately. Apparently, she is open to trying a lot with us, namely having the boy dominate the two of us. However, we also di...
Mental meltdown in A Champagne Life
I’m a fucking mess today. My kids are driving me batshit crazy. They are like leeches that suck every single ounce of energy out of my soul. All day, all night, when I am in the bathroom, when...
Sharing is Caring in A Champagne Life
I suppose that it was a somewhat eventful weekend. Friday night we just went out to dinner and then came home to fuck and sleep. Saturday I had no children, the boy was at work, and so I basica...
Third times the charm in A Champagne Life
Our children went to their dad/moms this weekend. It has been a while with a weekend completely off. I woke up to an empty house, so I indulged in some lactating preggo teen porn and spent a go...
A Detailed Account of an Extraordinary Life. in A Champagne Life
I am an average girl. Mostly. A mother. A teacher. A slut and a whore. An overachiever with a less than politically correct sense of humor. A lover, a caregiver, a voracious reader, a CNN ...