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A Champagne Life

by EfficientlyElliot

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August 18, 2015

Help! Please!

My daughter is six. Over the past two years there have been many changes in our house and she has grown to become quite anxious. She is currently in counseling, we took her to the neurologist j...


August 15, 2015

Daddy issues

So the boy and I have been talking to that little, adorable play thing lately. Apparently, she is open to trying a lot with us, namely having the boy dominate the two of us. However, we also di...


August 09, 2015

Mental meltdown

I’m a fucking mess today. My kids are driving me batshit crazy. They are like leeches that suck every single ounce of energy out of my soul. All day, all night, when I am in the bathroom, when...


August 04, 2015

Sharing is Caring

I suppose that it was a somewhat eventful weekend. Friday night we just went out to dinner and then came home to fuck and sleep. Saturday I had no children, the boy was at work, and so I basica...


August 01, 2015

Third times the charm

Our children went to their dad/moms this weekend. It has been a while with a weekend completely off. I woke up to an empty house, so I indulged in some lactating preggo teen porn and spent a go...


I am an average girl. Mostly. A mother. A teacher. A slut and a whore. An overachiever with a less than politically correct sense of humor. A lover, a caregiver, a voracious reader, a CNN ...


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All the things you never wanted to know about the girl next door.