j14 in idea barrages

So, what you’re telling me is, Ben & Jerry didn’t do a DUNE tie-in dessert treat called FRANK SHERBERT? Really? If they’d only asked. I didn’t tell them because I figured it was too obvious to even note.

People really seem to like this show about the girl with the bulgey eyes who is in love with Cowboy Zombie. At least that’s what the fan art makes it look like it’s about, it could be about negotiating land claims, for all that I know from direct experience. I’ve never watched.

Killers of the Flower Dune is now your shoegaze band’s name.

Maybe he just Danzigged when he should’a Danzagged.

A comeback campaign for Amtrak, built around the intentional double-entendre slogan: “Get Railed, America!”

As an aging straight man, it is not my right nor my privilege to start a lesbian cafe called Beangrinders, but it’s a good pun and I offer it freely and humbly to the Sapphic baristas of the world.

Poor people discriminating against other poor people for being slightly poorer, so they can pretend they’re not poor themselves. The American trickle-downward spiral.

Every time a species is taken off the endangered list, a mass of debauched rich people thinks, all at once, “oh, those are delicious and they’re even easier to acquire now!”