j6 in idea barrages

Ask someone acting all sullen: “dude, who wamboed your Combos?”

…how has Christopher Lloyd never played the Batman villain “Mr. Freeze”? It seems almost too obvious. Already has the “I was FROZEN TODAY!” meme for Suburban Commando under his belt.

A D&D buddy-cop duo of a healer and a shambling shadow monster that used to live in a village’s water system, HEALTH AND WELL-BEING.

“And how would you characterize your relationship with Mr. Dinosaur?” “Denver?” you look the attorney dead in the eye, “The Last Dinosaur? He’s a… friend… and a whole lot more.”

If you’re really into saying “LET’S GO!” I mean, that’s fine, but you gotta emphasize it correctly. “LET’S GO!” and “LET’S GOOOOO!” are both acceptable. “LET’S GOO!” is not so much, it reads like you’re telling someone that you want to goo with them. And that’s kinda weird.

PLANET OF THE APES 8 should have the subtitle ENRY THE APE, I YAM, I YAM.

Imagine explaining to Yugi-Oh that, in our world, we don’t call his weird ghost monster card gave by its name, we all just call it Yugi-Oh, that’s how good he is at it. That’s like if we just called a sport Jordan or Baberuth now.

After all, what is a testicle if not bro-hanging fruit?