j4 in idea barrages

Perhaps olives have all been exposed to the horrors of the dating scene in their 30s and 40s, that’s why they’re so damned salty and bitter. I understand, olives, I really do.

Getting your hand chopped off by an impossibly fast sword stroke, that’s just vorpal tunnel syndrome.

The characters of the PBS children’s cartoon ARTHUR expertly animated over the sounds and dialogue of Dudley Moore’s ARTHUR.

In Soviet Garfield, Monday hates YOU.

A parody of Paradise City about a struggling underdog strip club called Oregon Titties, trying to take first prize in this year’s All-City Strip-O-Lympics. A tops-off off, if you will.

Mathematically speaking, the funniest best thing I’ve ever written will be an answer to someone else’s tweet, lost to the cultural & electronic ether like tears in the rain. It’ll come & go, barely seen and totally without money getting involved then gone. And that is beautiful.

Just because they were hit with a corn blight, doesn’t mean you should be smut-shaming them for it.

A parody of Phil Collins’ “Jesus He Knows Me” except that it’s about the Grimace.