j2 in idea barrages

A stoner super-spy whose love interests are all named, like, Drugs O’Plenty or Maryjane Sweetleaf or whatever.

Three word movie pitch: “Wreck It ALF”.

Did they ever do a Supersoaker with a fixable Nerf bayonet?

Tom Cruise movies are to me like clouds in the sky, passing as I lay in a verdant green and stare up. They’re there, they’re gone, I remember something was there but they’re all basically the same so they all blur together. 5 minutes later, nothing unique to say about any of ‘em.

If the world wasn’t falling apart at the seams & we could fuss over meaningless nonsense, it’d be so disquieting and disconcerting how Minions movies are somehow still a thing, on sheer corporate cultural momentum. We’ve bigger fish to fry, of course, but I’m still surprised.

Young pop crooner Sinatra is so much more musically interesting than old maudlin mobbed up Sinatra, it’s not even funny.

What string of numbers would be the Philbinocchi sequence?

A rhyming children’s book about the game Among Us, written under the pseudonym “Dr. Sus”.