m31 in idea barrages

In “Yo Yogi” I could never quite parse out whether the bear was wearing brown pants or whether that was the bear’s furry legs. The bear had a shirt & socks & shoes, possibly also skateboard knee pads. Most of the other animals? Shorts, pants, skirts. But the main bear? Ambiguous.

A parody of the reggae song JAMMIN about salmon.

Chilean sea bass, the natural arch nemesis of Chilean sea treble.

They’ve tried to kill Daffy so many times, his feathers no longer grow where all the scars are from all the various attempts on his life. That white ring is his flesh beneath the feathers. Yet the duck has survived them all & wears survival as t’were some great badge of honour.

I think the best name I’ve run across for an imaginary designer drug for rich people in a bad police procedural show lately is FROG PONCHO.

At least when your Oreck vacuum cleaner dies, you get to make a sick Shakespeare joke about it. That’s something. Dead Roomba just looks like a hockey puck with a pituitary problem.

Major-position vanity political candidacy and narcissistic personality disorder create a Venn Diagram that appears to be just one single circle.

Let us call “This Band Should’ve Stopped After Two Albums” trope “The Star Wars Rule”. STAR WARS! EMPIRE! …jedi… BLUE ALBUM! PINKERTON! …green album… TEN! VERSUS! …vitaology… Etc! “The Star Wars Rule”.