a27 in idea barrages

I’d rather help imperfectly than not help perfectly.

A satire of how Iron Man’s alcoholism story arcs have aged like milk, using the Rocketeer’s addiction to clove chewing gum, and then you call the story BEEMAN’S IN A BOTTLE.

I never realized how much George Washington looked like Grandpa Munster. I feel like there would be a hell of a story there, about George Washington being turned before death and ending up Grandpa Munster.

Louis Vitton suggests the existence of Huey Vitton and Dewey Vitton.

I’m fine with calling something “sharp” like “sharp cheddar” but you gotta then call its opposite “dull”. Like, it isn’t mild cheddar, it’s dull cheddar. I just want to see packages of dull cheddar in the store.

A rap group that only raps about Harry Potter stuff called “Bone Thugs-N-Hermonie”.

It’s about Nancy Drew, 20 years later, desperately trying to keep her private detective firm afloat because she can’t imagine changing, and it’s called NANCY DREW: DRAWN OUT.

LIFE HACK: you don’t gotta worry about staying cool as you get older if you were never cool to begin with!