a21 in idea barrages

LESS BAD BOYS, LESS BAD GIRLS, MORE WEIRD BOYS, MORE WEIRD GIRLS

Ronald allows the Hamburglar to get away with his harmless petty attempted crimes, not out of the goodness of his clown heart, rather out of fear of angering his far more dangerous older brother THE HARMBURGLAR.

“Outdoor air frying”. But… like… it’s doing the same thing as an air frying or it’s not air frying, one way or the other, it’s just obfuscation to try and get people to buy two of a thing.

I wonder if Yogi Bear ever referred to cunnilingus as “eating your picinic basket” and I wonder if Cindy was cool with it.

The soundtrack to PLANET OF THE APES shoulda been entirely simian themed parodies of classic rock songs. Pink Floyd’s MONKEY. Beatles APE DAYS A WEEK. TAKE THE MONKEY AND RUN. And so on. But they were either idiots or cowards or both.

A cuckold stand up whose catchphrase is ” take my wife… sexually”.

One of my favourite things about people trying to pretend they’re tough is how so many people say that they’re “built different” in the exact same way.

No one around here has opened up a dental practice called “Gums Along The Mohawk” and it’s just such an easy sell.