a23 in idea barrages

There’s something simultaneously hilarious and heartbreaking about seeing someone devoted to a celebrity who would think of them as less than human and wouldn’t cross the street to spit on them if they were on fire. It’s twice as bad when the celebrity is a politician, of course.

If Netflix and Pornhub ever merge, I just hope they have the courage to go with the new name NUTFLIX.

Those antlers they hang the brushes on in Canadian hairdressers, that’s the styling moose.

Real talk: even if they weren’t awful bigots, Chick-Fil-A is not so much better than other fast food chicken to be worth paying so much more than other options. Go to a Mom and Pop. Make your own. You deserve a chicken sandwich without those awful pickles.

I bet if Neo had taken both the red pill and the blue pill at once, he would’ve turned into some kind of horrifying grape-man-monster. Maybe that’s the origin of Grape Ape!

A great name for a metal band? Demento Mori.

The DNA analysis printout proving you’re not the father is a Memento Maury.

In the end, it wasn’t Megatron or any of the Decepticons that fell Optimus Prime, rather a simple tragic autoimmune disorder.