Meet the Fachs. in Sims 4 Screenshots.
- Sept. 8, 2014, 12:12 a.m.
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Say hello to the Fachs. Mama Fachs, Dominating Dan Fachs, and Goldie Fachs. They’re loosely based on Elissa’s family, and holy hell they already act like themselves.
This is pretty much what Dan The Dom looks like in real life, anyway.
Left to his own free will, Dan the Dom mocks his mother.
When in doubt, work out.
The entire reason I bought this game.
Goldie Fachs looking miserable as usual first thing in the morning. Hrm. I need to change her socks, real-life blondie doesn’t wear socks like that.
Nobody saw anything. : )
I haven’t even made SimTim yet. The new create a sim is much more difficult to use, as there’s no sliders. But. I’ll adapt. When I read people flipping out ‘OH, IT DOESN’T HAVE THE PREVIOUS THING LIKE THE PREVIOUS GAME, IT’S NOT REALISTIC.’ Dude, do you realize THE SIMS WAS NEVER FUCKING REALISTIC. GET OVER YOURSELF. Eating once a day? Making a life-long friend and marrying someone in a single day? MAKING AND SELLING GNOMES IN A 16 HOUR MARATHON TO PAY YOUR BILLS?
Whatever man. I play the game to flex my imagination.
Last updated September 08, 2014
gattaca ⋅ September 08, 2014
How does one take an angry poop, exactly?
Timmy™ gattaca ⋅ September 08, 2014
Be angry. And need to poop.
Deleted user ⋅ September 08, 2014
Awesome! Angry poops lol
Timmy™ Deleted user ⋅ September 08, 2014
Previously, it felt like "bad moods" were a detriment, whereas now there's almost a bonus from them.
Deleted user ⋅ September 08, 2014
Do they still blur out the sex? I always got annoyed by that. I wonder what that says about me lol. looks away innocently
Timmy™ Deleted user ⋅ September 08, 2014
I'd assume so. I'm sure I'll get around to disabling the blur eventually. I CREATED MY SIMS, I WILL ADMIRE THEM NAKED.
One Angry Dwarf ⋅ September 08, 2014
"MAKING AND SELLING GNOMES IN A 16 HOUR MARATHON TO PAY YOUR BILLS?"
fhsoldgboindmbkdk YESSSSS. God. So good. I miss making gnomes for a living.
Timmy™ One Angry Dwarf ⋅ September 08, 2014
I did the math once. I made more money cranking gnomes now and then than actually working a job. Far easiest way to max stats and make friends and shit. It became a ritual with new characters where I'd set up a dedicated place for the workbench and enough space behind it so it would FILL UP WITH GNOMES.
One Angry Dwarf Timmy™ ⋅ September 08, 2014
YUP. Did the same thing. BECAUSE MATH. Though I seem to remember painting was marginally more profitable. I usually had my little dudes trade off between the two.
I miss The Sims, and I'd totes get the new one if I thought it would run on my computer.
One Angry Dwarf ⋅ September 08, 2014
Also--kindas surprised this is Sims 4. I assumed you were playing 3 again cos... The textures don't look very good to me? I mean, I don't need crazy awesome graphics, but I kinda figured the skin/hair textures would get better, rather than... shinier?
Timmy™ One Angry Dwarf ⋅ September 08, 2014
Never bought Sims3 because the open neighborhood turned me off. And well. Had no desire at the time.