Naked Time. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.

  • July 12, 2014, 12:11 p.m.
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Went nude beaching. Totally and completely worth it. For years, I wanted to go, but Candi was always too self-conscious to go. Stick in the mud. Elissa and I pretty much have the same level of anxiety. More a thing where I just needed someone else to go with me. Scenery was nice; some good, some bad. Hey man, we're all looking. And that's OKAY. Bodies are just bodies. Saw one or two kids, which makes me so happy that there are good parents out there. Adults find genitals more perturbing than kids do. If bodies are not treated as taboo, guess what, NOBODY GETS A GODDAMN COMPLEX.

Oh man, I kept slathering sunscreen on us. I'm normally good to be in the sun for an hour without burning. Beyond that, sadly, I am human. We were out at least two and a half hours. Maybe that isn't much time at the shore, but what the hell else is there to go besides lay out and then go in the water to cool off? Every time we left or came back to our spot, I'd reapply. That is: NO BURNING.

Liz seems up to dragging Erik to the nude beach. There's that moment of hesitation in being seen naked by old friends, kind of like how you don't want your family to see you naked. But. Whatever man, I can get over that.

I love excursions like this. Just completely removed from daily life. No clothes, no rules, no judgement; everyone seemed totally nice and civil. The few people who had any clothes on looked like the odd ones out. We had this moment of... Ever consider how weird it is that we wear clothes at all? We ALL do it, without question. Why are there all these arbitrary rules of what we can and can't wear, of what body parts are and aren't "offensive" to "common decency"?

Pants are stupid.


bookbean July 12, 2014

I think there should be a law: over 98 degrees, clothes optional. Nobody backs me on this. Well, we'll see how hot it gets. We'll see!!

PepperGrape July 12, 2014

I'm not wearing any pants right now.

themoodyone July 12, 2014

Ha! I did the exact same thing yesterday.

AnOrangeZebra July 13, 2014

Lol I would love to go to a nude beach. I would totally be checking out chicks and dudes. And yes bodies aren't all sexual and we shouldn't be ashamed. But, nobody goes to nude beaches and doesn't have sexual thoughts in their mind at some point. And I wear clothes because I am cold, mostly haha.

Timmy™ AnOrangeZebra ⋅ July 13, 2014

But that's it right there: why the default shame on sexuality? It's a societal thing. Nudity is not sexual, but at the same time, sexuality should not be shameful.

Fawkes Gal July 15, 2014

Awesome! I wasn't even naked on the beach yesterday and I burned like a roast chicken. Even with reapplying sunscreen. Some people just need to keep their clothes on when they're outside. Phooey for having lily-white skin! :(

You're totally right about kids not caring at all about nakedness. After we got home last night and I was sunburn city, I took a cold shower and ran around naked. Read the kid a story naked, put him to bed naked, he couldn't have cared less.

Timmy™ Fawkes Gal ⋅ July 22, 2014

Bodies are just bodies, and any discomfort with them is something taught, never something innate.

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