march 19 in idea barrages

I mean, I’m currently mashing up Sonic Youth’s “Bull In The Heather” and “Fortunate Son” in my head, I don’t know about you.

Is WINGS the least-significant sitcom of significance? Right on the threshold of still existing at the back of our minds but almost completely forgotten. It’s just a haze but there were 8 seasons, at one point it was all the USA Network showed other than WWF for 3 years straight.

Would a crowd-sourced website cross-referencing all the facts about Eminem be a wicka-wickapedia?

I am almost infinitely more excited to see Patrick Stewart play Professor X in front of a green screen for three minutes than I am to see him play a robot that thinks it is Picard in a dour grim gritty hellscape of gray-and-grayer morality for an entire season.

I like to think that when Skynet goes on-line, we will fire the Sports Machine back up and the two AIs will battle for the sake of the human race. George Michael’s Sports Machine would not allow us to be extinct, we do all the sports.

A sitcom about aspiring actors trying to make it in the entertainment industry despite trying to live on the cheap way the hell north of L.A. in the Antelope Valley. It will be called LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTON! It will be terrible.

Rebootin’ Batman, rebootin’ Spiderman, rebootin’ the Soviet Union. No imagination, just recycled nostalgia, rebootin’ Hollywood, rebootin’ Putin.

A Catholic space program that, on the one hand, can travel faster than light but, on the other hand, is powered by colliding popes into anti-popes which of course annihilate each other into pure energy.